1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

God that’s hilarious.

 

I saw enough drama and stuff like with some of my neighbors growing up to last for three lifetimes. We had some incredibly good neighbors and some that were wild as hell and pushed the envelope at every opportunity. Most wound up dead from gunshot wounds or died young doing something illegal or wound up in prison and were killed. They are either dead or turned into religious fanatics.

 

Speaking of bad neighbors, we have a crazy lady across the street with 3 tiny rat dogs (otherwise known as Chihuahuas) that are CONSTANTLY on the loose throughout the neighborhood. I mean, every damn day. They're always chasing after people that are walking their dogs or kids and run around in the street, surprised they haven't been hit yet. And crazy lady is always fumbling about screaming their names at the top of her lungs to try to get them to come home, which they never do until she finally rounds them up physically.

To top it off she has the most abrasively loud, annoying voice you've ever heard. And she does this as early as 6am sometimes. I've seen her get in screaming matches with at least a half dozen other neighbors over her dogs, of course it's everyone else's fault but hers

It takes all my strength not to football punt one of her dogs every time it chases after us when we're outside...I only don't because I know it's not the dog's fault it's hers. I'd punt her if I knew I wouldn't get arrested for it

Pretty sure she's got some kind of mental disability because she's always home and doesn't drive, and half the time she's out looking for her dogs she looks like she's about to fall over dead

 

Too bad that mountain lion roaming our neighborhood doesn't get ahold of them

sorry had to vent

 

FJZ80 in California for $80,000. This is the cleanest one that I've seen.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cto/d/west-palm-beach-1993-toyota-land/7146387996.html

 

I wonder if it really only has 10 miles on the odometer, for $80 large it better

That is sexy as hell though

 

Mother of god it's a manual trans, left hand drive too...I would kill for that thing. Too bad I don't have that kind of money to throw around lol.

 

Not wanting to wash the animals from the camping trip rn

 

Your avatar is offensive

 

But shit, first week ill hit OT in what has been months this week. Almost time to slap the lift on

 

Thats when u stick the tip of the pellet gun out the window and slip one in the rats. The lady will learn

 

The transmission in my flatbed came from a guy 5 speed/2JZ swapping an 80. I need to ask the guy about it again because he doesn't seem to have a build thread anywhere.

 

The part that sucks and I wouldn't expect you guys to know or notice, but being from South America there was a Toyota FZJ80 factory in Venezuela or Colombia making new FZJ80s all the way until like a few years ago or something. And I knew this was one of em because they're carbureted and not fuel injected
The specs are slightly different on much other a stuff as well.
Lol I almost went off in the post about seller who's clueless about 80 series Cruisers and then the dual headlight caught my eye, and then I looked for and found the carburetor, etc and it made more sense.
Still an incredible 80 series but just for full disclosure, I wanted to pop eryones bubble

 

I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it, but I can't bring myself to hurt someone's pet like that when it really isn't the pet's fault. The lady is just bonafide nuts and doesn't know how to control her dogs and doesn't give a crap about it

I'd be more than happy to shoot at her with a pellet gun, but...you know. Legalities

 

@Kwikvette
Ugh wat? Lol

 

Only in soviet russia

 

THAT'S where our PPSh 41's went

Damn soviets....

 

What that forget to mention that this photo was taken this year with a black and white snapchat filter