Tell us something Funny that happened to you in the last 24 hours

At work just now a MR. DOVER called from CLOVER, SC

While speaking with him for 10 mins or so, I kept Mixing up his last name and calling him Mr. Clover....HAHAHAHAaaa

 

I was sitting at the couch and i got up to get a drink and my wife sticks her foot out in front of me and trips me and i go tumbling under the kitchen table i have never seen her laugh so hard was pretty funny though.

 

Some guy let a piss fart and didn't know i was in the bathroom....

 

Obama got elected!

 

I'll be laughing all the way to the bank when Obama and the new democrat congress fix our country the republicans f'd up

 

I was following this car to work today (tailgaiting by the way). He was going like 45 in a 65 and i had no room to pass...I was late for work, getting mad, calling him every name in the book. Finally the 2 lane turned into a 4 lane at a red light. I have to set the scene for you guys frist....its like 70 degrees here today. I had the windows down, so did this guy. So, I pulled up beside himand gave him the "Evil Stare". Then i noticed he had his son with him in the passenger side. His son was probably 25 yrs old...Maybe a little younger...Looked like he had down syndrome...

I felt real bad...So i broke the stare and started lookin ahead again. Then all of a sudden, the kid yelled out the window (with a hairlip) "Stop following so close Asshole!" Then he bust out laughing at me...

It was the funniest thing i have ever seen...

 

Fixed for ya

 

So my fiancee was getting all clingy and emotional once... when I looked at her and said, "You know - if you are going to be an emotional train wreck, I'm not so sure I'm gonna want to buy a ticket to ride this ride."

She just looked at me and gasped...

I then said, "You see, women are like trains... Most carry passengers from time to time. Some have lots of passengers that ride it for just a little bit and get off at the next stop... Some have a few riders that ride it for a few stops - and so on... And my point is that I'm in this for the long haul."

She laughed and since then, she hasn't been clingy or emotional. My lady rocks!

 

LMAO!!! Some funny posts.... rep for all

 

I actually work with a Mr Dover from Clover. I wonder if it the same one....

 

A kid ate sh!t on a bike today trying to show off....lmao!!!! haha

 

Well..Monday i was working at one of my jobs and i felt like i got something in my eye...no big deal. So i rinsed my eyes out with water. Well later that night my eye kept bothering me and i couldn't go to sleep. I DID NOT SLEEP at all monday night.. My eye got worse and worse as i kept scratching it and rinsing out with water. Went to the doc Tuesday morning and I had a piece of wood DIRECTLY on my cornea. He got it out and i am well now..NExt time i WILL def be wearing my safty glasses ALL day.

 

I was looking at the Sema Tacoma pictures (http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/toyota-trucks-suvs/18196-sema-taco-sfa.html) when my wife looked over my shoulder and said, "What the hell are you looking at trucks for?" I said, "Ummm, it's TacomaWorld, trucks are kinda what we're in to."

 

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LMAO!!! Dude I bet it was him.. I mean how many can there be?

If I remember correctly, he was calling for AARP supplemental health insurance. But I could be wrong...

Is your guy over 50 ?

 

Yeah, he is over 50. Actually there are 3 guys with the last name of Dover where I work and none of them are related.. I also had a guy that worked on my 93 toyota pickup and his last name was Dover. I asked if he was related to any of them, he said he didn't think so. That was crazy, all nice guys though.

 

I was leaving the gym today and written in the dirt on someones back window it said "vote or shut up 4/4 years" I thought it was pretty funny.

 

^^^^^ hahahahahah thats awesome^^^^^

had a lady in my store today buy something and got all bent out of shape that the price marked wasn't the same as the price it rang up as... I had already charged her card and she asked me if I could refund her the difference.. if not she was goin to a different store. Well ya I mean it was our fault and I said of coarse I'll make up the difference so I returned what she got then re rang it up manually what it was marked at. She had made such a damn fuss about it and you should have seen her face when she realized the difference was only 23 cents... lol lol lol We can't give cash refunds so I had to credit her card for 23 cents... stupid whiny bitch hahahahahaha

Oh ya and I got pulled over on the freeway on my way home and the Hwy Patrol dude ended up not giving me a ticket and he said he liked me truck... freakin sweet

 

Ok I gotta ask.....what's a safety meating?

It can't be good.....