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Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Namyo, Nov 9, 2010.

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  1. Nov 9, 2010 at 4:45 AM
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    Superman is faster than a speeding bullet, but slower than Chuck Norris.
     
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  3. Nov 9, 2010 at 4:58 AM
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    Death had a near Chuck experience
     
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  4. Nov 9, 2010 at 4:59 AM
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    Chuck Norris was once pulled over for speeding. He let the cop go with a warning.
     
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  5. Nov 9, 2010 at 5:04 AM
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    When Chuck Norris stared at the sun, the sun went blind.
     
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  6. Nov 9, 2010 at 5:16 AM
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    There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.
     
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  7. Nov 9, 2010 at 5:17 AM
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    Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
     
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  9. Nov 9, 2010 at 5:33 AM
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  13. Nov 9, 2010 at 7:20 AM
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    Everytime you masterbate, Chuck Norris kicks a baby.







    (This pic is a repost.... But damn I love it.:D)

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  14. Nov 9, 2010 at 7:24 AM
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  15. Nov 9, 2010 at 7:35 AM
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    daftcon too many clowns, not enough circuses.

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    Chuck Norris is 1/4 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with genealogy, the man ate a fucking Indian.
     
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  16. Nov 9, 2010 at 7:41 AM
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    Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
     
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    when chuck norris was born the only one that cried was the doctor. you don't slap chuck norris
     
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  18. Nov 9, 2010 at 8:59 AM
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    Chuck norris secretly has sex with every woman on the planet once a month, The after effect is they bleed for a week.
     
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    If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.
     
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