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Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Namyo, Nov 9, 2010.

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  1. Nov 9, 2010 at 9:31 AM
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  2. Nov 9, 2010 at 9:39 AM
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    When Chuck Norris speaks, even the deaf can hear him.

    Chuck Norris has no shadow. He roundhouse kicked it and it refuses to follow him any longer.

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
     
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  3. Nov 9, 2010 at 9:52 AM
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    Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
     
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  4. Nov 9, 2010 at 10:27 AM
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  5. Nov 9, 2010 at 10:31 AM
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    numbah57 GIVE THE MALL A BREAK...WHEEL THAT SHIT

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  6. Nov 9, 2010 at 11:14 AM
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    They once made toilet paper from the hair of chuck norris' beard, but then they had to stop, because it wouldn't take shit from anyone.
     
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  7. Nov 9, 2010 at 11:25 AM
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    Chuck Norris can ski uphill.
     
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  8. Nov 9, 2010 at 11:27 AM
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    When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet....the water gets Chuck Norris
     
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  9. Nov 9, 2010 at 12:44 PM
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    The eternal conundrum, "What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?" was answered when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.
     
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  10. Nov 9, 2010 at 12:52 PM
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    Chuck Norris has counted to Infinity......twice
    Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI
     
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  11. Nov 9, 2010 at 1:01 PM
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    Chuck Norris wasn't born, he just got tired of wearing his mother.
     
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  12. Nov 9, 2010 at 1:05 PM
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    Freddy Kruger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
     
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  13. Nov 9, 2010 at 2:40 PM
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    Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

    Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
     
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  14. Nov 9, 2010 at 2:45 PM
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  15. Nov 9, 2010 at 2:47 PM
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    Hipster Nothing beats a Butter Shave..

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    Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but he never cries...
     
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  16. Nov 9, 2010 at 2:51 PM
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    durf4694 giggity giggity

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    Chuck Norris ate a rubiks cube and pooped it out solved.

    Chuck Norris does not tea bag the ladies, he potatoe sacks them.
     
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  17. Nov 9, 2010 at 2:52 PM
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    Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair doesn't grow on steel.

    Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

    Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
     
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  18. Nov 9, 2010 at 2:56 PM
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    chuck norris' math homeworks solves itself before it becomes a problem.
     
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    chuck norris is chuck norris spelt backwards forwards
     
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  20. Nov 9, 2010 at 2:58 PM
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    superman changed his name to regularman after he fought chuck norris
     
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