Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the recycling bin, he sends them to hell!

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can kick you in the back of the face.

There is no "I" in team...but there is an "I" in Chuck Norris. F*** you team!

 

chuck norris once made love in an 18 wheeler. he got a little man juice on the seat. the result? optimus prime

 

oh and thanks namyo i have finally been qouted my life is complete

 

Tornadoes are formed from the wind off Chuck Norris's leg during a round house kick.
With Chuck Norris, space and time is not infinite, but pain is.

 

Not to take away from the awesome quotes, but has the type of Tacoma (like what kind of mods he would have, color, etc) that Chuck Norris drives been addressed yet?

Maybe he'll post up...or roundhouse kick me to the face for questioning his vehicle choice

 

Something better than the "Beast" if its possible Chuck Norris should be able to do it.

 

well you can be damn sure it's not speedway blue.

 

Adolf Hitler didnt commit suicide. His "psychic advisor" told him of the birth of Chuck Norris and Hitler died of fright.

 

This is a re-post but still LMAO~

 

lol

 

and on the first day, chuck norris created god

 

a little blastphomy i see?? funny tho

 

Now thats funny

 

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the most sacred nunnery in the hills of Tuscany and made love to all of the most pure nuns....

9 months later the 1972 Dolphins were born... the ONLY undefeated football team in history

 

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror the mirror shatters. Not even glass is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' pencils have no erasers. Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never f***s up.

 

Chuck Norris can read Lady Gaga's poker face

 

Sub'd, old quotes but too funny.









and I dont want Chuck Norris to kick my ass for not subbing.

 

The scene was actually heavily edited to make it seem like Bruce Lee had the better of Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee's editors (it was a Bruce Lee movie) had a very difficult time producing the final product since Chuck Norris easily handed Bruce Lee his ass in real-time filming. Chuck Norris was unaware, however, of the director's and editor's intentions during the making of the film. In retaliation, Bruce Lee now rests in a cemetary in Seattle, Washington.