Whatever

I never need it, who doesn’t finish a bottle of wine after they open it?

 

I don't trust those kinds of people. Wasteful

 

What do I gotta do, @Taco-Obsessed?

Roshambo?

Brödda

 

They aren’t right!

 

= rock paper scissors

 

I'd make up a scenario of what will happen the day one doesn't get finished...but it won't

 

I’m sick of dealing with total idiots , or lazy fucks. Trash/recycle toters or whatever need to be out by 7:00 AM . I go by a stop and see they’re not out . I note the time and write down on my paperwork. On my way back by I see they are out . Now I need to turn around . This happened(s) so much I want to puke. Then about an hour later they call and say that I missed them! I friggin freaked out . At 11:00AM on my way out of a neighborhood I see a customers stuff out and I’m ...
. They say they are sorry and I punt to my watch and hold up 7 fingers and take off .

 

Those people can fuck right off, especially the repeat offenders. It's a very convenient service and if you can't get your shit out by the night before or that morning, tough shit. Ours gets picked up very late due to location, but still out before I leave for work at 8.

 

How CrippledHo will be fired:
Copious swear words in an unidentified order
Throwing customers tool into trash compactor
throwing ball hitch through window
Peeing on floor
Taking a shit on desk
Announcing over the intercom that I'm fuckin over it and am gonna go get me a hooker
A jar of Almonds
...Hobbs

creativity encouraged

 

Favorite flavor of cardboard

 

That's obnoxious. You always have it out the night prior on our street cause our guys come well before 7am.

 

Then...why not call it that?

 

Cuz yeah.

Most likely to be picky over a poll

 

Cause I don't

 

I'm sorry.

 

Fine fine fine

On another note....Crippled's Crappy Tech Tips: Diagnosing something and unsure of the problem? Create another and diagnose that

 

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hi.

 

Zactly. Said repeat offenders get ignored and I pick them up when it’s convenient for me. Why should I turn around and go ten minutes or longer out of my way to coddle to them? I have a stop to go back for but it’s closer to tomorrows work. I’ve let people wait a whole week. That works for awhile till they become ignorant again...