1. Welcome to Tacoma World!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tacoma discussion topics
    • Communicate privately with other Tacoma owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site
    Quick Links: USAF Commission Met me a hero today! :D Navy Divers Military Hardware Hero John Finn Dies Warrant Approved

Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

Page 289 of 571
  1. Jul 8, 2020 at 1:55 PM
    #5761
    G.T.

    #5761
    G.T. Official TW Burrito Inspector

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2010
    Member:
    #40169
    Messages:
    19,793
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    G.T.
    CONUS
    Vehicle:
    2011 Pyrite Mica 4WD DCLB TRDSport w/ FlipPac
    Some stick on chrome from pep boys
    The trials and tribulations of a Marine wife.

    2C59F85D-2E4E-4595-9006-4998E82C8836.jpg
     
    G.T., Jul 8, 2020
    #5761
    BarcelonaTom67, Fernando, smartbomb and 3 others like this.
  2. Jul 8, 2020 at 3:41 PM
    #5762
    tirediron

    #5762
    tirediron Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2019
    Member:
    #279864
    Messages:
    3,891
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    John
    Victoria, BC< Canada
    Vehicle:
    2022 4x4 Sport, Auto, BCM
    If you can’t even paint the trim on your house or lean a kayak against it without permission from some group ******s, what exactly is it you own??????
     
    tirediron, Jul 8, 2020
    #5762
    98tacoma27 likes this.
  3. Jul 8, 2020 at 4:07 PM
    #5763
    CaptAmerica

    #5763
    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2014
    Member:
    #145193
    Messages:
    39,181
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Cap
    In a van down by the river
    Vehicle:
    Gen 2.9 DCLB TRD Sport w/tech
    Stickers and not enough wax
    Yeah, we simply called it a restroom. Everyone understood.
     
    CaptAmerica, Jul 8, 2020
    #5763
    98tacoma27 and smartbomb like this.
  4. Jul 8, 2020 at 5:37 PM
    #5764
    Trident904

    #5764
    Trident904 Touching Drum Sets

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2014
    Member:
    #131875
    Messages:
    5,089
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Brian
    Treasure Coast, Florida
    Vehicle:
    17 4Runner TRD OR
    Modded it so much it turned into a 4Runner
    I agree, however, the wife wanted to be in an HOA and my continued compliance with her petty requests keeps me in her good graces and because of that the big fake DD’s get thrown at me on the regular and I get to do butt stuff. I can deal with some HOA rules for that.
     
    Trident904, Jul 8, 2020
    #5764
    98tacoma27 and G.T. like this.
  5. Jul 8, 2020 at 5:43 PM
    #5765
    WBF610

    #5765
    WBF610 Member well known

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2015
    Member:
    #162672
    Messages:
    22,332
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Carey
    Eastern PA
    Vehicle:
    2016 DC OR
    mats, flaps, and stickers. Extang solid fold 2.0. Mobtown sliders and full skids. AVS vents
    How big a dildo does she use on you?
    :rofl:
     
    WBF610, Jul 8, 2020
    #5765
    tirediron, Pchop, theredofshaw and 5 others like this.
  6. Jul 8, 2020 at 5:51 PM
    #5766
    CaptAmerica

    #5766
    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2014
    Member:
    #145193
    Messages:
    39,181
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Cap
    In a van down by the river
    Vehicle:
    Gen 2.9 DCLB TRD Sport w/tech
    Stickers and not enough wax
    I hadn’t “pegged” you for that. You be you.
     
    CaptAmerica, Jul 8, 2020
    #5766
    98tacoma27, Kremtok, hoarder23 and 2 others like this.
  7. Jul 8, 2020 at 5:53 PM
    #5767
    Trident904

    #5767
    Trident904 Touching Drum Sets

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2014
    Member:
    #131875
    Messages:
    5,089
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Brian
    Treasure Coast, Florida
    Vehicle:
    17 4Runner TRD OR
    Modded it so much it turned into a 4Runner
    I think y’all are misunderstanding. Lol. I get to do butt stuff to her. Nothing penetrates me, ever.
     
    Trident904, Jul 8, 2020
    #5767
    98tacoma27 likes this.
  8. Jul 8, 2020 at 5:53 PM
    #5768
    NukedTaco

    #5768
    NukedTaco Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2018
    Member:
    #241559
    Messages:
    981
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Wyatt
    Saratoga Springs, NY
    I bet he uses a shotgun for self defense

    Don't forget the cadillac
     
    NukedTaco, Jul 8, 2020
    #5768
    98tacoma27, shane100700, 916carl[QUOTED] and 2 others like this.
  9. Jul 8, 2020 at 5:54 PM
    #5769
    CaptAmerica

    #5769
    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2014
    Member:
    #145193
    Messages:
    39,181
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Cap
    In a van down by the river
    Vehicle:
    Gen 2.9 DCLB TRD Sport w/tech
    Stickers and not enough wax
    Turn 50 and then call us back. Don’t forget to smile for the camera.
     
    CaptAmerica, Jul 8, 2020
    #5769
    BarcelonaTom67, 98tacoma27, Kremtok and 2 others like this.
  10. Jul 8, 2020 at 5:58 PM
    #5770
    WBF610

    #5770
    WBF610 Member well known

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2015
    Member:
    #162672
    Messages:
    22,332
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Carey
    Eastern PA
    Vehicle:
    2016 DC OR
    mats, flaps, and stickers. Extang solid fold 2.0. Mobtown sliders and full skids. AVS vents
    That camera will slide right up there.
     
    WBF610, Jul 8, 2020
    #5770
    98tacoma27 and CaptAmerica[QUOTED] like this.
  11. Jul 8, 2020 at 5:59 PM
    #5771
    Trident904

    #5771
    Trident904 Touching Drum Sets

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2014
    Member:
    #131875
    Messages:
    5,089
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Brian
    Treasure Coast, Florida
    Vehicle:
    17 4Runner TRD OR
    Modded it so much it turned into a 4Runner
    Hahahahaha, I’m 43. The VA in south Florida is all about prostrate exams. I’m just fortunate that my doc is a fairly slender female with small fingers.
     
    Trident904, Jul 8, 2020
    #5771
    98tacoma27 likes this.
  12. Jul 8, 2020 at 6:09 PM
    #5772
    WBF610

    #5772
    WBF610 Member well known

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2015
    Member:
    #162672
    Messages:
    22,332
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Carey
    Eastern PA
    Vehicle:
    2016 DC OR
    mats, flaps, and stickers. Extang solid fold 2.0. Mobtown sliders and full skids. AVS vents
    D57D55BB-E94C-44B1-A201-69FA81F5558F.jpg
     
    WBF610, Jul 8, 2020
    #5772
    98tacoma27, shane100700, wilcam47[OP] and 4 others like this.
  13. Jul 8, 2020 at 9:40 PM
    #5773
    smartbomb

    #5773
    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Member:
    #53824
    Messages:
    915
    Gender:
    Male
    usually northwest of you
    Vehicle:
    2006 4-door prerunner long bed
    3" suspension lift, hard canopy, light bar in hood, ditch lights, aircraft cargo bars, powdercoated steel spares, desert tires, bed cargo bars (for rifle cases), misc interior doo-dads
    that's my favorite episode of Supermarket Sweep
     
    smartbomb, Jul 8, 2020
    #5773
    98tacoma27 likes this.
  14. Jul 8, 2020 at 9:42 PM
    #5774
    smartbomb

    #5774
    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Member:
    #53824
    Messages:
    915
    Gender:
    Male
    usually northwest of you
    Vehicle:
    2006 4-door prerunner long bed
    3" suspension lift, hard canopy, light bar in hood, ditch lights, aircraft cargo bars, powdercoated steel spares, desert tires, bed cargo bars (for rifle cases), misc interior doo-dads
    what's an HOA?
     
    smartbomb, Jul 8, 2020
    #5774
    98tacoma27 likes this.
  15. Jul 8, 2020 at 9:48 PM
    #5775
    smartbomb

    #5775
    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Member:
    #53824
    Messages:
    915
    Gender:
    Male
    usually northwest of you
    Vehicle:
    2006 4-door prerunner long bed
    3" suspension lift, hard canopy, light bar in hood, ditch lights, aircraft cargo bars, powdercoated steel spares, desert tires, bed cargo bars (for rifle cases), misc interior doo-dads
    I'm pretty sure he was just trying to be funny, and not at your expense
     
    smartbomb, Jul 8, 2020
    #5775
    98tacoma27 likes this.
  16. Jul 8, 2020 at 9:55 PM
    #5776
    smartbomb

    #5776
    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Member:
    #53824
    Messages:
    915
    Gender:
    Male
    usually northwest of you
    Vehicle:
    2006 4-door prerunner long bed
    3" suspension lift, hard canopy, light bar in hood, ditch lights, aircraft cargo bars, powdercoated steel spares, desert tires, bed cargo bars (for rifle cases), misc interior doo-dads
    it wasn't really a fight, just a typical discussion

    and try a pistol, it's a good defensive weapon. with the right practice it's also a wonderful offensive weapon
     
    smartbomb, Jul 8, 2020
    #5776
    98tacoma27 likes this.
  17. Jul 8, 2020 at 9:57 PM
    #5777
    smartbomb

    #5777
    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Member:
    #53824
    Messages:
    915
    Gender:
    Male
    usually northwest of you
    Vehicle:
    2006 4-door prerunner long bed
    3" suspension lift, hard canopy, light bar in hood, ditch lights, aircraft cargo bars, powdercoated steel spares, desert tires, bed cargo bars (for rifle cases), misc interior doo-dads
     
    smartbomb, Jul 8, 2020
    #5777
    98tacoma27 likes this.
  18. Jul 8, 2020 at 10:04 PM
    #5778
    smartbomb

    #5778
    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Member:
    #53824
    Messages:
    915
    Gender:
    Male
    usually northwest of you
    Vehicle:
    2006 4-door prerunner long bed
    3" suspension lift, hard canopy, light bar in hood, ditch lights, aircraft cargo bars, powdercoated steel spares, desert tires, bed cargo bars (for rifle cases), misc interior doo-dads
    It's Camp Lejeune, she's probably on the spouse page looking for a new relationship
     
    smartbomb, Jul 8, 2020
    #5778
    98tacoma27 likes this.
  19. Jul 8, 2020 at 10:10 PM
    #5779
    smartbomb

    #5779
    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Member:
    #53824
    Messages:
    915
    Gender:
    Male
    usually northwest of you
    Vehicle:
    2006 4-door prerunner long bed
    3" suspension lift, hard canopy, light bar in hood, ditch lights, aircraft cargo bars, powdercoated steel spares, desert tires, bed cargo bars (for rifle cases), misc interior doo-dads
    see? that makes sense

    I've never been in a hardware store that had a section titled "Latrine" or "Head"

    the dumb names never made any sense

    and what's with the navy making different bathrooms for different ranks? no matter who I asked, nobody was able explain that to me adequately
     
    smartbomb, Jul 8, 2020
    #5779
    98tacoma27 likes this.
  20. Jul 8, 2020 at 10:14 PM
    #5780
    smartbomb

    #5780
    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Member:
    #53824
    Messages:
    915
    Gender:
    Male
    usually northwest of you
    Vehicle:
    2006 4-door prerunner long bed
    3" suspension lift, hard canopy, light bar in hood, ditch lights, aircraft cargo bars, powdercoated steel spares, desert tires, bed cargo bars (for rifle cases), misc interior doo-dads
    that's disgusting
     
    smartbomb, Jul 8, 2020
    #5780
    98tacoma27 likes this.
Page 289 of 571
To Top