Don't like being "strip searched" or "groped?"

Just get naked right there at the metal detector.

They probably won't let you on the plane, and you might get arrested, but it'd almost be worth it just to see reactions.

 

Amazingly, both of those things have happened to me in airports before. Just not as a result of each other.

Screw you, Midway cops and your "you're too drunk to get on this airplane," and "sir, we're going to escort you out of the terminal."

 

Much like wars we are always preparing for the last terrorist attack, I'm thinking dirty bomb in the harbour at San Francisco or even a full fledged nuclear bomb. How about a cropdusting plane some biological agents and a midwest racetrack or a high school football game. The intrusive searches at our airports won't help that and it wouldn't stop some terrorist from getting a job at a food canning factory, spiking the food with a disease. The huge amount of undocumented people are the biggest problem now, who are they, where are they and why can companies hire them and still deduct their wages as a cost of doing business.

 

Not really. Society BEGAN with everyone undocumented, and we've been getting steadily more documented since then.

The biggest PROBLEM is the fact that most of this nation is a bunch of pussies now. You can't beat Bin Laden by being worried about what he's doing people. Ignoring terrorists into irrelevance is the only way to win.

Stop worrying that you might die some day. I've got news: You will. It's pretty unavoidable. Now get out there and do something more meaningful than fucking around on Facebook with your life. Your time is limited.

 

I have an idea. Why don't we let the passengers decide who gets searched and who doesn't, everyone can vote on it. For instance, if one sees a passenger like this:


I think no search. But, If you see a passenger like this:



Some suspicions are aroused and a scan and or search may be required and voted on.

While if a passenger like this was in line:



Would almost certainly require a public strip search, with pictures as evidence, that it was performed...thoroughly.


This way, we all get to participate in the security of the nation and ourselves.

 

well i read to page 5 and got bored with the arguing ha ha my add kicked in.

 

from multiple angles

 

By my penis.

 

well that was kinda bluntly put ha ha

 

He went there...or at least he wishes he did...

 

Fondle my balls all you want. Just keep those bastards off those airplanes.

 

There any money in this?

 

For you? Ummm... only if their is a hot tub in the room.



Yes I did actually take the time to make this...

 

LMAO!

 

"Aren't networked and can't be hacked"

Rougly translates to "load of shit"

If there is a switch or code to toss it back into "test mode" you bet your ass it will be used and abused.

Hell all you have to do is set up a video camera and the whole world will know what you are packing, like this poor SOB. The image quality is so good they had to blur the faces of some of the women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3EhqO-r8k4&feature=player_embedded#!

 

Just realizing this?