Whatever

Meanwhile, in California

 

Well shit. You buy yourself a lottery ticket or anything Mr. Lucky?

 

According to @Crow _of_ judgement. Racing would put anyone asleep

 

Think I did it wrong

 

Oh, for the friggin love of Pete I give up

 

Yup. Yous did.

 

FTFY

 

Napcar isn't on out here and I need a nap ffs.
No cable for me, just antenna.

 

I know it's hot, but don't go talking about that shit.

 

So, I got kidnapped by a woman who locked me in her basement and used me as a sex slave for months. One day I noticed she forgot to lock the door and thought “This is my chance” I rushed upstairs and grabbed the phone. Half hour later my pizza arrived and I went back to the basement.

Good afternoon whateverers

 

@Pinay
You need to be more vigilant.

 

A long time ago, a bear and a hare were fighting in the forest...
Suddenly a magic frog appeared and begged them to stop fighting. In return, the magic frog would grant the bear and the hare three wishes each. The bear and the hare agreed to the terms.

The bear started immediately: "I wish, I wish that all the bears in this forest, except me, will become female bears..."

The magic frog fulfilled the wish and the bear became a very lucky bear.

The hare was thinking and said: "I wish, I wish a motor helmet!"

The magic frog frowned, but the hare got his helmet and put it on.

It was the bear's turn again: "I wish, I wish that all the bears in the nearest forest will become female bears..."

And of course, the bear kept on smiling when the magic frog made it happen.

For the second wish, the hare had already something in mind: "I wish, I wish a motorcycle!"

And poof, there was his motorcycle. So the hare jumped on it and started the engine.

The magic frog said: "Allright, this will be your last wish, so think about it carefully."

The bear was thinking hard, but then that fictive light bulb appeared above his head. He said: "I wish, I wish that all the bears in the whole world, except me, will become female bears..."

The bear couldn't be more happy and was about to thank the magic frog, when suddenly the hare started to shout: "I wish, I wish this bear is g@×!"

And the hare went away on his motorcycle.

 

I think I now hold 2 TW world records for taking the longest time to complete repairs on a 2003 Tacoma. 1st one was 2 days to replace the lower ball joints and inner and outer tie rods. Today I set another new record. 4 hours to swap out the worn out factory shocks with new Bilstein B6 4600's. 4 hours, can you believe that shit, 4 hours. Easy Peasy getting them off, but getting those bastards back on was a bitch. New rubber bushings, trying to push it on far enough to get the threads started, fucking hell, I sure hope none of the neighbors were out listening. Sad part is I have 2 able(?) bodied men living here with me. My older brother(66), and brother in law(64). Now I'll cut the BIL some slack because I know he has a seriously fucked up shoulder, and he did help me on day one of the ball joint fiasco. But my older brother, pitiful. He sleeps half the day after mowing the front and back yard with a riding mower. Both of these Dick heads know the condition my body is in, and you'd think that one of them would offer some help, fuckkkkkk nooooooo.

I might edit this later and post a couple of pics, of the magnanimous job I completed. I'm definitely paying someone to do the front shocks and coil over springs. Just going to have to admit my limitations on what I can and can't do anymore.

Okay, now that I've calmed down and watched a really good video on replacing the front shocks and coil overs, I might attempt this myself. Shit, the front looks easier to do than the dam rear ones. It sucks to be crippled up and unable to move.

 

Why do curtains have to be so damn expensive!

/rant

 

Look at Ross and Marshalls.

 

They don’t. Trash bags and duct tape are cheap.

 

lolololol... @Hobbs and the goats

 

I had considered that but unfortunately I actually need 5 sets of curtains and 6 rods for 2 rooms. I'll have to order online so I can make sure everything matches (and can be easily returned if they don't).

You're off the marry list mister

 

Takes money to make money