You know you're driving a toyota when...

Jeepers don't like you
you take a nap while you wait for the hummer to go up the trail... then go up the trail while your camera guy is yelling at you to slow down
your buddy can fall asleep in the back seat while you blaze down a gravel road
you wish you could collect each generation
you've been waiting for this moment since high school
you're on the trail and you're the last guy who still has gas in the tank
you know you could pack in 20 people, a .50 cal turret, and you are considered a lethal threat to humvees
your odometer needs an extra digit
Top Gear can't figure out how to destroy it

 

EXCELLENT list!!

 

when hot chicks wanna drive your truck (cause its a stick)
when friend call you for a ride cause they love the truck.
when you do a 0-60 run with some one who hasnt ridden in a tacoma and they say, "this is a toyota!?!?!"
when you can drive it like you stole it some times and it run like new.

 

It was a JOKE. You must have missed the massive recall on Toyota's due to sudden acceleration issues.

 

I did that and some guy thought I was checking him out. Awkward!

.. when someone tells you that you should have bought American just to piss you off.

 

So you're saying you have had sudden acceleration problems? You can't tell me that it is such a strong acceleration that you couldn't stop, slow down, shut the engine off, put it in neural, or pull the e-brake. Maybe I know a little more about cars than the majority of users, but the sudden acceleration issue was blown much too far out of proportion and most was driver stupidity. There still has never been proof that toyotas suddenly accelerate in a test lab. Toyota took the fall and covered their ass for little reason. Just my opinion of course..

 

Yeah we know, it was a joke.

 

...When you can go on the internet afterwards and find multiple different websites deticated to Tacoma drivers.

The Taco community is nearly up there with the Jeep community.

 

when you feel an uncontrollable urge to wave at anyone you see driving a tacoma.

 

When you have a note left on your truck in a parking lot that says "Fords rule the world, jap crap sucks, buy a ford" This really happened while I was at a wedding.

 

I LOVE the Top Gear Comment .

 

ha no i saw it, but that's for prius' and newer cars....guess i just didn't see the connect with the Taco's...my bad

 

I got the fix for this one!

 

LOL. Wow I thought I was the only one. Only problem is, most of them in NJ don't wave back.

 

When you bosses son is envious of your Taco.

 

Gen2's, When the Temp is always off by 10 degrees!

 

When you can't see around the rear view mirror.

 

When you get a call to tow a diesel Ford F250 that broke down with a 1st gen 2.7l rolling on 33s and stock 4.10 gear ratio. While he calls a Dodge 2500 to tow his empty trailer.

 

when WIRES are the only problems you have causing your truck to not run/crank!! or causing brake lights to not work and fuses get blown for no honest to god reason!! sorry im downing u baby!! but ur PISSIN ME OFF!!! lol but great funny thread!!!

 

i think every single thing on this is true for me to!

. . . when your girlfriend wants to take your truck instead of her chevy!