Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

reminds me...

had sex in a church van while on a mission trip with the youth group.











Just to be clear, it was my wife, not one of the students.

 

How did this turn into "places I have had sex" post?

But...while we are on the topic. I had sex at my old elementary school playground the other night....take that school bullies. Woopah

 

yeah 14 more days man

 

spent an un-godly amount of money on a camera

 

I hung out with OJ Simpson in a private box at Ralph Wilson Stadium. You look into his eyes and just know he did it.

Smoked weed in a catholic church

Rode on a hood of a car at 70mph, I wouldn't recommend that though

 

is that code talk for something gay, like a rusty trombone?

 

Rode a bobsled simulator configured to run on NASA/AMES vertical motion simulator. Flew in a real F16 simulator (I sucked bad).

 

eww that shits gross

 

I got to valet Junior Seau's 15 passenger van when he came to my work a couple months ago. Almost didnt recognize him. Had a fair amount of gray hair coming in. He definitely dyes his hair for that Sports Jobs show.

 

I brought [and will continue to bring] a TRIGA nuclear reactor up to power

In case you are wondering what a reactor core looks like:

 

Before i joined the Army in high school i worked at a seafood restuarant in Daytona and every raceweek Richard Petty ate there. I got a picture with him!!

 

Walked 18 holes and kept score and statistics during an LPGA tournament for Natalie Gulbis, LPGA Professional Golfer.

 

While on an exercise with the Brits when I was stationed in England, I wizzed in the Royal families personal water resevoir. I though it was just a small lake.

 

I helped rescue 2 people from a burning airplane.
Drove a NASCAR race truck.
When I was 4 I had flesh eating bacteria.

 

-Got a ticket for 125 in a 55 a week before going to Great Mistakes. I had to declare it during confession then call my dad to take care of it. In the first letter from home I got the receipt for $594 and a note saying he would take payments.

-I did 5 runs on a SSBN submarine.


-Launched 4 ballistic missiles with instrumentation pods instead of the nukes.

-Drove a 2010 ZR1 vette with less than 400 miles to 110 without going over 3k rpm.

 

Got to sit in a SR71 Blackbird
Threw a dart in my brother head and it got stuck
Got stung by a sting ray

 

I've been Pheasant hunting with the US Olympic Skeet team coach and two of the shooters.

Bought the first 2006 Dodge Ram SRT10.

 

Not the only one to sit in the black bird.

 

me and a friend flipped a mule/UTV and it side in 5 inches of snow. lol. i busted my head open on the role bar. called his dad(a doctor) and he put 6 stitches in my hear at the kitchen table/bar. ill try and put the pic of the mule on its side on here. i got to get it off my phone. i have the pic of my head the next day. dont think i can put them on here. kinda bloody and stuff. lol