Whatever

I pimped the DMV and they told me to fuck off!

 

It’s cool! Gotta stick to the budget. I actually could use a new pair or two but this house remodel is expensive and until I have the plate removed from my foot it’s pointless to attempt to break in new flops. I have a brand new pair I can’t wear atm cause of my stupid foot.

 

That is a very large screw in your foot sir!!

 

Don't forget about your son's expenses.

 

Well, I dont think you pimped them then Bob.

 

Big screw was removed 6 months after it was put in but plate and smaller screws along with screw in my heel remain. Waiting for things to settle so I can have plate removed. Screw in heel is surprisingly entirely unnoticed so it will stay.

 

*attempted pimping

 

... im going to have to get maury involved.

 

Look, I'm only asking for the essentials here: diapers, baby food, and a binky or two.





I won't even get into the rest of my fetishes.

 

shit... you might really be my son with those quirks

 

Tarsal fracture? What you did? Pool slippage?


edit- calcaneous fracture! Ow.

 

Now hold up! Dammit I said hold up!
@Twizted wrote a check last week yet @OneGiraffe has no freakin clue when she last wrote a check? What the hell....

 

Just floating on a breeze through the "T-World."

 

We had this discussion earlier, Nancy.

@Twizted and I don't share bank accounts

 

It was actually 8 days ago, but that wasn't an option in the poll. I wrote a earnest money check.

 

I realize that....but I would assume that if one wrote checks, the other may also write checks.
This is where I would be wrong.

Side note:
Did you just call me Nancy?

 

Thank you for not being a smartass.

 

But if he can write the checks then why would I need to? He already had the ability so I didn't need to.




Yes, I did.