1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Exactly

 

The latest rationalization is that they'll get done properly when the bumper comes off to add a winch, but who knows when that will happen.

 

Bruh. My entire front clip is twist connectors right now. I was avoiding the inevitable conversation.

Person: you want to go wheeling?
Me: Naw, I can't
Person: Why?
Me: Truck is down
Person: What do you need to do?
Me: Properly wire my lights.
Person: Heh GAAAAAAAAYYYYYY.

 

Imagine having parents that care about your upbringing

 

You beat him to it.... You know he had that same message coming

 

@esxcli


.... it's a butt horn

 

jokes on them they used sugarfree by mistake

Now he's going to eat wrenches, break ass and turn hearts

 

I thought you just dumped nos on him. The compressed one not energy drink

 

I'd google that if I wasn't at work.

 

I tried to do something legit... but then realized I only ever come on this website with my phone and it's hard as shit to fat finger draw lines worth a damn

 

Use your phone but make sure to turn off wifi...not that I've learned that the hard way or anything.

 

Oh gawd, I hope I didn't reference something that's real... you should look it up later and let us know what you find

 

That's how I get 13 bitches in tow all the time...

You trying to get me fucking divorced son?

 

Have to do it when I go outside the office. I work in super-secret-squirrel dens and can't have any device that transmits in here.

 

I thought when you get married the wife becomes the circus ringleader of your bitches entourage and the husband becomes the chippendales banana hammock master of ceremonies for her... have I been mistaken?!

 

Sounds like a detailed foreplay game, maybe a bit of an overshare

 

I'm married, what's foreplay?