1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Ever had to argue on why you can't wear a mask cause you conceal carry a firearm.

 

Me and my GF do this cause we are nerds

 

Im not 21

 

Oof

 

@Wulf ?

 

Lol it's worse or better

 

My fucking 900 dollar camry is my first car to not have a cel indefinantly (yes the bulb works)

Tacoma was... i forgot, but it was something stupid

The 4 runner is cat and evap system

Oil leaks like a sive but at least i dont have to see that gawd damn light

 

man. me, @esxcli and @Kwikvette did good tonight. too bad some people dont have good enough internet to come join us.

 

I do love me some good internet

 

My connection was good enough that the game pretty much played itself.

 

Internet was so fast, game was over before I knew it

 

Know what won't have an indefinite CEL?

A non-shitbox

 

ive never owned a car with a check engine light thats on for more than a day.



even my shitbox $500 audi with 185k

 

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/6565526716.html

 

dude... those corollas. SUCK. because they burn oil. 98-02. Terrible.

but the suspension was the best of any corollas. independent rear suspension means they drove pretty damn great for a econobox. my 06 drives alright. but a older one with tight suspension is superior

 

Fuck you

Fuck you

And fuck you

 

CEL comes on for charcoal box missing, Ancel clears it for 2k miles. But my airbag light is on indefinitely...

 

Double fuck you

 

The fucking ad though

"You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car

This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey.
In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."

Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla."

 

pull the bulbs. done