GraveYard Shift BS

So bored at work tonight that I'm texting radio DJ's ridiculous pickup lines. "Sophia - if you were a triangle, you'd be acute one." Although she said on air that it was funny, I'm sure they think I'm a creep.

 

Sup Chan

 

You must be from Ireland, because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin.

 

How do you get a country girls attention.





you tractor

 

Are you my appendix? Cause I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out!

 

Now we all know why you're single.

I mean, we knew before but..

 

Would "Hey.....wanna fuck?" work?

 

Don't ask me, ask a woman.

 

Those are pure gold! What woman could resist?

 

I'd venture to say...……………..most of'em

 

Can't find that on Amazon

 

From Meatballs III
Young Patrick Dempsey
"A dead porno movie star returns from the beyond to help a nerdy teen to score with the beautiful wife of the owner of the camp he is spending the summer working at. Wow."

 

morning y'all..
get some rest.

 

Mornin
I'll rest when I'm dead

 

I was just being a smartass

Sup Scott

 

Might be able to find some tips in that movie though.

 

I didn't know they made a 3rd Meatballs. I've seen the first 2. The 2nd one with the alien was a bit strange.

 

Pretty sure there's four of them and the third one is the only one that relates to the original one at all.