1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

... I said I'd give him beer money

 

Yeah your shit is literally on the top right shelf of my closet, sitting there new in box.

I work all day today, and will be busy tomorrow pressure washing all the transmission fluid from under my truck.

That and the Wilco tiregate is coming off since a buyer is meeting me.

 

Oof

 

What you don't know is that Skippy bought all that unwanted shit that another seller had laying around that even his custs never seem to buy. He bought it to resell, so uh, well you can see how that worked. We all told him not to cause exactly this would happen.

 

You'd probably take that $900 Camry through Death Valley wouldn't you

 

Hey I started this as attempting to be a paying customer.. sent him a PM and everything. He told me then and just now he doesn't DO shipping

Now that I've joined the lunchtable and am becoming apart of this chicanery firsthand, of course I'm gunna jump at the chance to get a deal that's awesome for me and only mildly inconvenient for the other parties involved ... he says he just wants to throw it out anyway (insert rolling laugh face here, but can't cause the emoji thing isnt working)

 

My grandpa ran out of diesel in death valley during the summer

Than april foolsed us by flipping to the aux tank

And yes id take the 900 dollar camry through anything

 

Believe it or not I think you'd be ok, the dummies I refer to are the ones that drive through the desert in the middle of summer with no plan or thought as to what might happen when/if they get lost or break down due to the extreme heat.

There's a story online about a family of German tourists that rented a van and drove through Death Valley back in the 90s and were never heard from again, the ended up finding some of their remains years later in the middle of nowhere. Van got stuck and they started hiking but didn't make it very far, was in the middle of July. They had a kid with them too if I remember

Heres the wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Valley_Germans

 

Time given. Works not allowing us to take any time off August or September for unknown reasons. Aka. Bullshit. Go get the cab from tour, put it on the frame, I’ll toss ya some $$$ and we ship the sob full of parts you don’t want

 

I’d take my corolla

 

Does @Tour991 Have a trailer?

 

That thing drove through hell and back, and then it went to Gary, Indiana. Which is arguable worse than Hell.

 

No clue.

 

Your 5-ton is really a normal 1-ton pickup. It’s only a 5-ton when you sit in it.

 

That’s just flat out mean

 

that is pretty savage

 

Tyler, The Destructor