Forks Up Bitchez! (Formerly Whatever)

That dog looks like he’s been doing meth for 4 days straight.

 

Just cause we're old don't mean our shit don't work

 

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes!!

 

Next time the wife aggravates you, me and my 40 bucks await.

 

Feel ya there..im an uncle as well. No k8ds yet but i sure do enjoy the neice and nephew after about the diaper stage is done. Much more entaining. No more wiping ass!

 

True 'dat yo!

 

I'm sure Mrs Critter couldn't be happier.

 

You dog!

 

He won’t even bite me! No matter how much PB!

 

I mean, his shit still works...and she's having a baby.
Win, win.

How old is Mrs Critter, anyway?

 

I thought he meant the nursery where the plants are.

 

No biting. Gotta lick to get to the creamy center of the PB pop!!

 

I only have one nephew. Don’t think my oldest brother wants kids at all. Mom keeps telling him how it’s time he finds someone and has a kid. He says he has one... his dog.....

I have a 10,9 and 7 year old cousins here that I kinda like hanging out with.

 

Spoil sport.

I finally got around to trolling him and *poof*.

If I live long enough, I'm gonna troll all of you.
But there are only so many hours in the day...

 

Yes slightly rubbing, 285/75r16. It was clear the pinch weld was in the way. No cmc necessary on the LC.

Stock height but have a 1.5" lift sitting in the living room. Removing the AHC (active height control) system. Truck is riding on hydraulics from the factory. Really cool, but I don't want it to fail while I'm on the trail.

 

My brother has a son already and a daughter due in a few weeks. Sister in law has a daughter. Neither are older than 3.
Mom hounds me non stop about wben were going to have kids lol. Youre not getting any younger she says!!

 

I think I want a baby. My wife is past that stage and my girlfriend hates kids so...
JK. I saw a guy pulling his kids in a wagon today. It was a boy and girl and I was hit with such a feeling and thought that I would probably give anything to go back to when my son and daughter were that age and pull them around in a wagon for one whole day. I got misty, the light turned green and someone said, “let’s go asshole, the light is green”

 

One siblings having a kid is sufficient to key you and your brother off the hook.

He's older though, right? He'll get off the hook sooner than you will unfortunately.

 

I think my mom thinks it the ‘60s or something and we all have to get married and have kids... I can even see her saying that you do it because “that’s just what you do”

there is 3 of us boys and the middle one is the one with the kid. Mom was getting on to him this past weekend telling him he needs to put a ring on it.

 

Dinner