Whatever

Now reload.

 

I can ONLY have mustard if it's on a bratwurst. Somehow the combo is just amazing.

 

Where @Gritto? I can’t sleep and need one of his boring stories to help put me to sleep.

 

New cooler showed up today.

 

For her birthday, I got my wife an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.
She’s in for a rude awakening.

 

I need one of these. Bout time I have an alarm that treats me like I treat it

 

A king fighting along side his army...
'How many of them are there?' asked the king from his captains
'About twenty thousand of them, my lord' said the captain.
'Fine, hand my my red cape then'.

The captain confused asked 'Why the red cape my lord?'
'So If I get wounded in battle the men will not see me bleed and thus they wont lose hope'.
'Good idea, sire'

The battle was long but in the end the king came out victorious.
Suddenly enemy reiforcements are seen in the distance.
The king asked again, how many enemy soldiers were advancing to their position.
'Over tenthousand strong, my lord' said the captain.
'Ah.. Well hand me then my brown pants' said the king

 

I like them both, but I'm not a huge condiments person all around. I can handle Samantha amounts of mustard.

Meh.... Still not my cup of tea

Let me know how that works. I need a new cooler but don't want to spend a shit ton. And what model is that?

 

I think it was 100.00 at target. Has the same ratings. Keeps ice to 7 days in 90 degress.
Have not tried it yet and it will not get a good test this weekend only going 2 hours away and there is a real fridge and freezer in the cabin we rented.

 

Don’t go there Ho! A GOOD blue cheese dressing is awesome! Ranch is for dipping veggies and making Ehh stuff taste better. It’s a cover-up.

 

Dude, you are weird.

 

Well, I guess nobody's accused you of being the quickest tiger in the jungle

 

Shit I just might get my target card some exercise I'm going to look now!

 

Uhhh..... whut?

 

Blue cheese is good and the right ranch is amazing

 

If ranch is for making stuff taste better than what exactly is blue cheese for?

 

I don’t suffer from grout color hyperplasia. You’re phkn weird goat-rider.