Whatever

Just sounded like two cats fell off someone’s roof fighting

 

I had a dream and woke up laughing. In the dream, I died and went to heaven. I was met by God in a white room that had 3 name plates on the wall. They were T, @G8R_Taco and @Gritto. Above T and G8R’s tag were clocks. I asked God what they were for. He said, “the clock shows how many times you beat off”. My clock was going twice as fast as a normal clock. G8R’s was moving at 5 times the normal pace. I asked, “God, where TF is Gritto’s clock?” He said, “oh I keep that one in my room, I use it for a fan”

 

Lol

 

He doesn’t even realize he’s talking about himself. It’s kinda sad really.

 

Things to smell like feet and nut sack

 

FUCK MAYO

 

Going ocean Feeshing tomorrow with my brother. I suck at fishing but he's pretty good.

@FishnTx I am going to try a Texas rig. Mostly bass, but also halibut and many other species out here. Any recommended set ups?

 

The only way I eat mayo is on tomatoes. It just goes with it.

 

It’s for the cheese Tiff. The wonderful stinky blue cheese!
I used to hate it but then tried some high-end stuff at a killer steak house in Durango (Sweeney’s. Now closed. )
Changed my mind.
Still dig ranch for veggies but I’m primarily an Italian dressing kinda guy.

 

Mmmmm..BLT!!!!

 

Always used this fresh water for large mouth .. being that said I have heard of people fishing for reds and specks this way .. me personally salt I use jigs with a 1/16 or 1/4 oz jig head

 

I got grout down to a science. Fucking ask me about grout.

And I'm gettin' closer with the goats. Just a little more time...

 

Ever grout a goat?

 

Bed time!!!!!

 

Good night!!!

 

Night night

 

That's just wierd.