1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Can't be worse than the fart can on the accord i owned for a couple weeks

 

How old are you? That sounds like me from 17-25

 

I havnt had a gas card in over a year insurance is mine, the only things I get are school and shelter maybe I can bum a meal

 

My grandma can beat your dad

 

18

 

Ok, yea your supposed to make zero money at that age.

 

Your truck looks good! I need the rear bumper. And some sliders.....

 

I found a functioning pay phone

 

I get plenty of action at home because my pay checks are big

 

$1500 would have taken me a year at 18 years old, and I would have spent it on bullshit in 2 days.

 

Looks at untouched solos

At that time 500 dollar paychecks every 2 weeks were great than covid cut my hours than a new manager cut them further

Last week my 60 dollar 2 week check hit... shit pisses me off,brake jobs from customers i meet at autozone keep me alive

Meanwhile fuckers are getting unemployment checks the larger than when I though I was making money

 

I would have given $500 to a 21yr old friend for booze, then $1000 of it on porn subscriptions and would have been back bitching about not having any money LOL!!

 

Easily $1000 on beer. The other $500 would have been trying to get laid by pretending I was ballin.

 

All my beer is bummed off older friends

 

I didnt hit my insane beer consumption period until my early 20s lol!!

 

@Wulf
I found it.
I found the perfect thing for you.
https://thebuttresspillow.com/collections/shop-of-fine-butts/pillow
You can sleep and be a butt snorkeler at the same time lol

 

Can you imagine getting pierced through your body and having venom injected into you that's potent enough to put a grown man down while having your exterior turn to liquid by enzymes and getting swallowed up as food?

 

@Wulf

I seem to be having issues with my computer, I tried a different CPU and a different motherboard but no post.

 

uh oh!


that power switch is off