Colorado B.S. Thread

If you think the GX market is any less “silly” I’ve got news for you...

 

You've peaked my interest

 

*piqued

 

I never dun well wit wurds

 

Yeah I’m starting to look at gx’s to replace my 3rd gen 4Runner and it’s funny......

I’ll probably buy out of Tennessee and drive out

 

On occasion you'll find one out of Highlands Ranch for cheap, they don't look as good at Starbucks anymore so the soccer moms off load them quick. You have to be fast before the other overlanders get to them though. Pinkies out bros.

 

I should go down there and leave notes asking if they would sell on $5 star buck gift cards.....

or look for some weirdo who wants to go back retro for a “low” Mile 3rd gen for nostalgia or to be hipster retro

 

keep me posted if you sell the drifter I might be a buyer

 

Need recommendations for a 92 4runner lift kit. I have a family member that has spinal issues but loves offroading. So I need a kit that rides really soft. This will be purely a trail rig riding on either 33s of 35s depending on kit.

 

There's one outside of Boise for $10,500 with 150k miles. Stock and unmolested. Seems well maintained.

There's also a 2007 here in Lakewood area with 151k for $12,800.

If I compare to any 2nd gen with <150k miles, those prices are above $20 on almost every one. The ones with shitty 6" lifts are listed for close to $30k.

My favorite here in Denver is a 2015 TRD OffRoad with supercharger that was stolen out of LA, has "odometer discrepancies" and was written off by insurance and now has a salvage title. "50k miles"... $31,000!

Basically I can sell the Drifter and adding not much more cash I can pick up a GX.

 

I can’t wait for next season of The Real Housewives of Highlands Ranch.

 

Karen slams Chipotle counter worker over mask policy (unedited)

Stacy does hit and run on Starbucks drive through speaker box. "I felt a little lurch and heard a noise but I just thought there was something wrong with my boyfriend's truck"

HOA president speaks out against neighborhood Air BNB guests with out of state license plates

2 year Colorado resident self-proclaimed native speaks out against C470 traffic: "I left Dallas to beat the crowds but it seems like now everyone is coming here!"

 

writing a screenplay? Something like Portlandia?

 

I'd say I missed out on a career in comedy if my life wasn't such a joke

 

ahh so an autobiography then?

 

Dam, you stopped just when the plot was getting good.

 

New resident from NM asks: where can I go rock crawling that is 20 minutes from Red Rocks? I have a stock 20 Tacoma

 

Plot twist - wolves are "re-introduced" to 16th Street because they're cute and friendly.

 

Do it!

 

So much this.