Whatever

Welll would you believe me if i told you i drove cacti into my hands and knees while crawling up on my buck last year?

 

Yes I would.

 

You had better not steal my Doggo!!!

 

Were you hunting in AZ or BC?

 

AB. We get small cacti in some places. Even have rattlers and black widows. Most people dont know that. I didnt till i moved here.

 

I banged a French Canadian stripper from Quebec. Sounded like a scene from the movie "Deliverance"
She kept yelling we we we
Most people don't know that

 

Gotta love quebec strippers. Cant beat the clubs in Montreal!!

 

She worked the club "Hells Angels"
It's a gold card club

 

Never made it to that club in my adventures. Probably was a great time though!

 

I read this as "Wild Cacti would be a good indicator of opium growing areas" and I thought I was going to learn something fascinating.

 

I remember She had ugly feet
It was the last thing I noticed about her. I mean who really looks at strippers feet anyway.
That experience kinda put a hanx on dancers since I started looking at their feet. All have ugly feet.
Don't look.
Trust me on this one fact

 

Never looked but i guess wearing those crazy heels all the time might work em over pretty good eh.

 

Because you want to believe

 

God

Damn

Right

 

Eh

 

Got to duck out. That work alarm will be going off way tooo soon. Night everyone

 

Early night for a Thursday.

Mustering all the available strength to wake up for one more day before the weekend.

 

Got to get up at 4. Tomorrow is day 3 of 7 got to pace myself or ill be a bag of shit by Tuesday. Well a bigger bag of shit anyways.

 

Goodnight sleepy heads