Whatever

Ruin a perfectly good olive.

 

Internet flexing is beneath even you lowly bastard. Stop fucking around!

 

I think you overestimate me.

 

I want buff’s gif folder! I can only imagine the precious minerals up in there.

 

Garlic stuffed olives ROCK

 

No, no. I got it all figured out brah.

 

Awwwe.

Poppa did you vote for me? It's okay if you took it away. You did vote for me!

 

That was G8R.

 

Bull.
My votes have been unwavering. You know, like they’re supposed to be? I kept them in the family.
You know that guy that sells screws?

 

Congratulations! You go girl!

Ya'll just suck.

One random today

 

Yup. My daddy sucked, my momma sucked, my brother sucked, my sister would have sucked, but the jackass didn't have 5 bucks that day.

 

Thought I raised you better'n 'at.

 

This poll sucks so bad.
@MagtechPA with 6 votes and peckerhead @Tractorman with 9? I call bullshit.

 

This shit is rigged if Steve is considered less likely. Does those who voted for him know Steve?

 

My poppa don't raise no fools.

 

The third (and final) preliminary poll has came to a close.
The three winners are @Pinay , @CrippledOldMan and @Tractorman . Congrats to the three of you! (Not sure why, but Whatever)
On to the final round.
In the event of a tie, there will be another vote to see who is gonna get all of these fancy (gender neutral) prizes! But....you're gonna have to give me your address

 

Recount
Wait, count is automatic.

 

May I suggest one vote for person?