1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Everyone's at least heard of "Debbie does Dallas" even if they've never seen it.

Old porno where a pornstar traveled through Texas, and did a lot of dudes in Dallas.

 

Da Lies

 

Oh ok

 

Someone once spelled my name “Kayel”

 

finished it for you

 

goin' through the Big D and don't mean Dallas.
goin' through the Big D and don't mean Dallas.

 

Or hearing someone ask for jalapeños but instead say "jala-peno" or "tor-tila" instead of tortilla (the double L sounds like a Y)

 

https://youtu.be/PD-7WA7AHww

 

Bet some of you guys are just like that

 

I grew up outside of DC in a neighborhood where whitey was the minority.. I learned young wait till you hear a native speaker say the word before you try to pronounce it


Made my fucking skin crawl when I moved to farm country PA and the cracker ass locals would pronounce fajitas as "Va-g-eye-tas"

 

I've heard that maybe once or twice lol always sounded just like you pronounced it

 

I figured you of all people would pick up what I was putting down lol... it's such an abomination to my ears I was unsure of how to "spell it like it sounds"

 

@Wulf 's avatar is how you look at a girl when she doesn't stop you when you touch her butthole.

 

Ask siri how to say jala-peno. She is definitely not Hispanic.

 

I was on a work trip in Minnesota a few years back and when our waitress recited the beer list it went something like, "bud bud light coors two x's michelob..."

At which point we all looked at each other - "two x's? You mean.....dos equis??"

 

How do you know Big D is my nickname my dad gave me

 

Those flipping northern midwestern are a trip. They also call trucks "pickem up trucks" and don't think it's weird at all

 

Fargo wasn't just a good movie, it was a documentary.