1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

you gonna try and fuck that too?

 

Missing the jorts.

 

Mmmm...aloe

 

I take this neighborhood route home from work most days to avoid the busy road during the 5pm rush hour. This one long stretch of neighborhood road is really wide and has a posted 35mph limit, but once in awhile I'll get stuck behind a righteous old person that thinks going 15mph is the safest thing to do. Had an old man yesterday going 15 through there brake check me hard, lol. I don't normally tail people but if you're going to go under half the speed limit then all bets are off.

 

I had an old lady who had someone riding her ass in the slow lane so she moved out of his way and got in the fast lane and slowed the whole land down for a mile while all the people passed her in the slow lane then she moved back into the slow lane

 

Man, I don't fit any of those

Been the wrong kind of Corvette owner all my life

 

I know most older folks don't want to hear it but I firmly believe there needs to be stricter drivers license regulations on people over a certain age, the worst wreck I've been involved in (was riding shotgun) was when an old man mistook his brakes from his gas pedal and slammed into the back of our car going 40mph. Then he handed me his Home Depot card when I asked for his insurance

 

Me being brown was the big wrench in that whole thing

After that, none of the other criteria apply

 

@cruiserguy was triggered and he doesn't know why

 

Nothing wrong with the chucks bro

(The rest applies to those in LA)

 

remember these back in the late 90s, everyone at HS would wear them and at least once a week some poor kid would get his pants ripped off in the middle of the school hallway lol

 

Belongs in the wtf thread

 

Yeah, that happened a lot. I never owned a pair. Only wear Levi's or surf/skate shorts still to this day.

 

That was when I lived in TX too, in 9th grade. Don't remember them being as popular in the schools I was at in OR or here in CA

 

Lol those were so popular

 

I graduated in 2019 they belong in the wtf thread