1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I sense a bromance

 

How'd you know my car is dirty

 

worst super hero ever

 

Ya but did you use those coils from a Landcruiser you found in the junkyard? I know you had an odd smell coming from the exhaust so you replaced the intake airbox from the Camry

 

What blows my mind about the road adjacent to the Tesla factory in Fremont is that it’s lined with literally miles of transient vans and trailers. It’s like the best example of the poor shadowing the rich as you watch the trucks full of Tesla’s drive by.

 

Leave the Camry out of this it runs fantasticy I've actually put 700 miles on it this week and it peeled out leaving my house to work yesterday

Almost skrted in the side of my dad's frontier

 

If 'bromance' means fearing for my scrawny chicken necked life if I ever end up in a dark alley with this guy.... then yes it would be a 'bromance'

 

Naw, I see Sean more as a "ok...well fuck we got kicked out of that place...what bar we hitting next?"

 

If 'bromance' is what it takes to get a guy that size on your team, then yes, we can have a bromance

 

@Wulf

How's Axle 2.0 IE your neighbor's kid

 

Still revving the camaro or however our spell that cars name

 

Funny story, the worst times I've had sparring hard getting ready for fights has been against little fuckers. They're too fast and always find a way to get out of my grasp.

135 pounders are the worst.

 

Survival 101, make sure you befriend the one that can save your ass lol

And always make sure you have at least one person in the group in worse shape/slower than you in case you get chased by a bear

 

Or a zombie

 

You are absolutely correct. Usually kicked out of bars for my mouth more than anything.

 

Yeah but once you get ahold of one of us the right way, shit is over

My buddy Bo and I sparred a shit ton; taught me some stuff being that he was an AR state champ

 

I have to hold out hope that if the zombie apocalypse does ever happen, it'll be The Walking Dead style where they can't run.

None of this 28 Days Later BS where the zombies can run like cheetahs, fuck that

 

I'll have to tell you a story where 2 of my buddies and I got banned from one in San Diego.

Next time on COD

 

The zombies from I am Legend... bruh

 

Ah yeah fuck those ones too lol. I refuse to live in a world where the living dead somehow get smarter and evolve over time