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Cheeky boar leaves nudist grunting in laptop chase



The naked man gave chase to the boar and her two piglets - much to the amusement of fellow sunbathers.

Adele Landauer, an actor and life coach, took photos of the chase at Teufelssee - a popular bathing spot - and put them on Facebook.

"Nature strikes back!" she wrote, adding that the man laughed it all off.

"He gave it his all", with not a stitch on, she reported. "I then showed the photos to the man, he laughed soundly and authorised me to make them public."

'He was very focused'
Ms Landauer provided more details on her Instagram page, saying the incident was a good example of someone persevering to achieve their goal.

She said there were many nude sunbathers at the spot when the wild boars appeared.

While the man was bathing, she writes, the boars calmly ate a pizza from his backpack and then "they were looking for a dessert".

"They found this yellow bag and decided to take it away. But the man who owned it realized it was the bag with his laptop.

"So, he was very focused and run [sic] behind the boars in order to get it back."

The onlookers "adored him how focused he stayed and when he came back with his yellow bag in the hand we all clapped and congratulated him for his success".

There is a strong tradition of naturism in Germany, where in summer it is quite normal for people to strip off in parks. The back-to-nature movement is known as Freikörperkultur - "free body culture" - or FKK for short.

Wednesday's incident comes just days after a particularly bold urban fox in Berlin was found to have walked off with dozens of people's shoes, which they had unwisely left in their gardens.

In the coronavirus lockdown there were many reports of animals becoming more daring, taking advantage of empty public spaces. Wild boar have already made themselves at home in some Berlin suburbs.

 

That chase begs for the yakkity sax tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTyNKpoDwyM

 

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/brands-mori-named-pubic-hair-scli-intl/index.html

Companies apologize after using the Māori word for 'pubic hair'

 

Indeed.

 

I miss Benny Hill...

-Bear

 

I'm so sick of this "cultural appropriation" shit. People just need to lighten up. Everyone wants "diversity" in everything we do, well, isnt it "diversity" of language?

 

YeeHaw!

Something else for people to get offended over!

How long before the French get upset that Toyota had a car called the MR2 (in French it sounded like "taking a dump")

 

I thought they changed the name of that car in France for that very reason?

Edit:. They did. They dropped the 2 from MR2

 

Or that the Chevy Nova, popular in America, in Mexico meant that the car "didn't go."

 

And don't forget the Mitsubishi Pajero (called the Montero in countries that have a sizeable Spanish speaking population)

Initially named Pajero after the pampas cat (leopardus pajeros) but in Spanish Pajero has a different meaning.

Pajero:
Spanish for "wanker" or "tosser". A man who is known for being a chronic masturbator...and usually proud of it! A Proud Masturbator.

 

I think its funny how quickly the offended, and the offended by the offended crews jump onto this stuff.

Here's the Asian version of the same thing. People buying things in a language they don't understand. I wonder how many people have a Chinese tattoo that says "chicken fried rice"? Personally wearing clothing with words I can't read isn't my style. But, if for some reason I was walking around with the word for a female reproductive part, I'd appreciate someone letting me know.



And this one is appropriate for vast swaths of the internet

 

I bet he knows what it says lol


I saw a tattoo in Chinese that was supposed to read "Proud to be free", but they used the wrong Hanzi, instead of free as in freedom, it read free as in no cost lol

 

That may call for a stiff apology.

 

I could see letting that slide. It’s not a 1997 Accord.

I mean, it’s not too dissimilar to what some of our “best and brightest” have done to their trucks...

 

Dang...


1 Dead in NY Explosion of Guacamole Making Machine

A food processor being tested for manufacturing guacamole exploded, killing a 67-year-old man and injuring two others, authorities said.

Businessman Joseph Kapp died at a local hospital after the explosion Wednesday morning at Innovative Test Solutions, an engineering firm and test laboratory.

Schenectady Fire Department Assistant Chief Don Mareno told the Times-Union of Albany that the machine was a “high-pressure vessel.” Authorities released few other details about the blast.

 

I watched “Breaking Bad” its was a crystal meth lab.

 

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.

“You have to try the guacamole here, it’s killer”.