Whatever

This guy is local to me, he does a good job. He also rents the farm next to me.

 

Doing good as well! Doing a few loads of wash ( clothes, bedding, towels)today since it’s raining all day.

 

We need a good story up in here.

 

Not sure what that is, but it sure sounds good! I’m going to dream about fishing.

 

Ello all. I managed to wake up and yet no participation trophy. I feel cheated.

Ohhhhh???? I'll see if I can dig one up

Any particular subject?

 

True story.
I have a Sister who suffers from severe mental illnes, she starting a second Facebook profile and accepted her own friend invite. I had so hoped they would get along. They soon began to disagree and deleted each other.
Truth is stranger than fiction.

 

Ok, here goes.
I spent the weekend on the Pemigewasset River in Franklin ,NH. I woke up early to wade down the river and do some trout/ salmon or whatever fishing While my wife and family went into A nearby small town to do some shopping or what not.
i found a nice bend in the river that was deep and cold with hopes of catching dinner/supper ( see how I did that?) . After awhile I was considering moving more downstream . I decided to stay. I then noticed a bud light can drifting a few feet below surface and shook my head in discuss. As I was trying to remove it I saw what I thought was birch tree bark, or whatever. So I took a closer look and said “ I think that’s money “. I was lure fishing, so I reeled it to tip and reached in with the hook and snagged it up and carefully made my way to shore where on the hook was a $50 bill. Couldn’t believe it. Needless to say I wasted more time looking for more. My guess guess is that a canoe or something tipped over and I reaped the rewards

 

Is that like the All You Can Eat Saturday Geezbo Special for $8.99?

 

Sometimes it pays to go fishing!


Edit:
*supper

 

Those darn canoeing accidents.

 

I bet they play Polka music for ambiance

 

Story. About 11ish years ago, I got back home from school with my tutor and my buddy, who only lived a few blocks away. We get to the door and it's unlocked. Odd, but I didn't think too much of it. Hour into me banging my head on the table trying to force math and chemistry into my head, I hear a noise coming from the other end of the house. I slowly walk that direction and find the tv on and the side door partially open. Nothing missing, not even touched.

 

I’m gonna have to call my family and make sure it is supper not dinner or vice versa

 

Weird and concerning

 

Ooh, nice watch! Lol

 

Another story, this one being one of my many skiing stories. I usually take about 8-12 runs before I head into the lodge for a few pints and food. I get in and there happens to be the usual crowd in and we just start shootin the shit and bs'ing for a couple hours. We all go out for a few runs and then back in for more pints. It's quite a system we have. I decided I was gonna go out for a couple more runs. Bear in mind, the skis I have are my incredibly stiff GS skis. Usually your eyes and body can absorb bumps and turns and your vision stays flat, kinda like a gyroscope of sorts. Not this time. Being at altitude and having thrown more than a few beers back, every bump jostled my vision and going down that hill became like driving over a washboard road with low profile tires and stiff suspension. About 50yds from the bottom, one of my skis digs in (my fault, not the skis) and I just tumble immediately. Lose both skis, but poles and everything else still on because i ain't a fuckin jerry. I happen to land perfectly on my feet and just stand there dazed out of my mind. I get my skis back on and go to the lift, thinking about my poor decisions. I get to the top and the lift operator comes out and was like "bro! that was some gnarly shit! You rag-dolled that like a boss! Fuck yeah!" It was the pickup I needed to get my ass back down the mountain and sleep it off.

 

Very, and one of the reasons I keep a gun next to me.

 

I hope he said it like a surfer dude.