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Don’t feel bad, dude. My parents used to run out the back when they heard me coming too.

 

He 100% did. Surfer dude and ski bro slang is very similar

 

Forgot to pizza instead of French fry

 

Seems like.

My respect for you did go up 4 notches when you said you ski instead of 'board.

 

Have I already told the story of puking in a chicks yard after a very drunk session of bed play?

 

Can someone help me settle a dispute between my 4 year old daughter and me?

How do mermaids poop?

 

Asking the important questions, i like it. But you say this is a dispute??? What are the two differing opinions?

 

Would you rather...have nightmares that come to life, or anything you dream never comes true?

 

She says they only pee in the ocean. I say they poop too.

 

That’s a tough one.

 

mmm, very interesting. I wish I didn't shit either. It would make camping trips a lot less difficult.

 

Say hello to my newest little friend. It’s a Ruger ar556 pistol chambered in the 350 Legend . Can’t pick it up until Tuesday. I also bought a little food for it.

 

That’s awesome. Awesome looking round as well

 

Can you imagine how much companies could save each year not paying people to poop?

I mean since the invention of the smart phone the average poop time went from 3 minutes to at least 15.

 

yep. i try to make mine quick because the internet connection in there is poor, and because listening to people make torture noises gets old

 

beautiful!

 

Why can’t you pick it up until Tuesday? State law or what?

 

if it's like me, background check. Ours are taking a while too