Whatever

That’s one thing I like about having my concealed carry permit, I can go in a gun store and walk out with it in less than 15 minutes that’s pistol, rifle, or shotgun.

 

Illinois has a 72 hour waiting period.

 

To make sure nobody’s mad at each other, I suppose

 

Must be nice. Our only waiting period is that...and trying to get it shipped

 

I also have a conceal carry permit but, still have to wait 72 hours.

 

Just found this in the parking lot. Before and after what, mowing the yard? They should be more specific.

 

It's so hot...I just saw Satan playing in a kiddie pool.

Spoiler

 

Alright, so this was some years ago after I had gotten out of my first relationship. I was basically a disaster and went out a lot, drank, and eventually got the "Ho" and the end of crippled. One of these girls was named...fuck I can't remember, but it doesn't matter. We met at this flowing tide bar quite a ways from where I lived because i happened to be in that area and wanted a beer. She wasn't a 10, but she wasn't a 3, and the beer put her somewhere in between. Eventually, after apparently talking my way into going back to her place, we headed there and continued the drinks. Now, this is where i state my usual beer of choice was not available there, so I went with the Dirty Wookie...a brown ale from one of our local breweries that boasts double the abv of my usual beer. This is very important, so remember this for later. We get to her place, which was right around the corner...i think, we put on a movie and things took their usual turn. Afterwards I hung out for a bit but started to feel a little off. I threw some water on my face, but nope, no dice. She had work early the next day so I dipped (still drunk) and as I'm walking out, she shuts the door, and I just let a couple of her plants in front have it. Everything came up, and more. i slept it off in my truck until about 4am, so i could be at work by 6am.

 

Nice first impression! I wanna say her name is Emily, let's go with it!

 

Fuck it! Why not! yeah, we didn't talk much after that. not because she wouldn't answer me back, but because I looked at it as my almost-turn-around point. Plus if you're gonna fuck it up like that, do it with a woman who you don't want to be the future Mrs CrippedHo

 

Not always true...remember, I pissed in a closet!

 

Very true, i'll keep my options open. However, this one definitely was not a keeper

 

So did I

 

First big relationship, i remember we had only started dating a couple weeks before Halloween. She was having a party at her apartment complex with a lot of friends and other people and my buddies and I were doing our usual debaucherous activities. I get a call around 11 or so from her friends saying she drank too much and needed help and I guess they didn't really want to. I had my buddies drive me the couple miles there, hopped two very tall fences, climbed to the second story of her building where the door entrances weren't locked and helped clean her up and stayed with her to make sure she was okay. That day forward, her friends referred to me as Prince Eric

 

Shadly...I care about you!

 

Plus 1

 

X100!!!!

 

Thank you for all you have done for myself and others
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Thanks for sharing

 

What happened with nunya?