Whatever

Y'all gonna break-in the Luv Box??

 

Yeah I don’t know about sanity LOL

Hey stranger. How’s it going?

 

See??? You had to go there Mildred. What a douchey-downer.

 

You know it's gonna go there.

 

at least I don't live vicariously thru pimped pix of an awesome dog from the very dude that's a fixin' to change the way my neighbors see me....for fucking evahhhhh…..

 

It’s going here. We’ve had a spike. I’m ready for Monday morning so I can have three days in a row off to sleep.

 

Your neighbors already know.

 

Dude. It's like a sundae. Take my sturdy and reliable vanilla-ass base, gloss it up with sprinkles. It looks fabulous. All the neighbors comment. A reputation is established. Then, the beginning of the end occurs. @McRib rolls up with a love camper full of God knows what. Errybody be looking at this crazy ass bastard. Then he gets out of the truck....
fill in the blank....

 

Dig deeper. Do better. I've seen a glimpse of your gif stash mo'phka!

 

I chose the GIF because the emotion I felt was precisely conveyed when I read "vanilla-ass base with sprinkles."
I can't force a GIF if the emotion isn't there.
I have standards.

 

Oh boy. Somebody found Giphy...

 

Don’t EVEN start to have standards you charlatan. FFS

 

Don't be nervous... He'll be alright.

Liberated!