Dick's Dank Yank Wank Tank

https://youtu.be/6jMo7Iz6I0Q

 

Hard to get juice out of clipped fruit.

 

Wrong.
This thread is for short bus, fucking helmet wearing sloths that drool.
Im proud to be here.

 

So this isn’t an AA meeting?

 

Awesome Assholes?

 

Fuck....thought it was Amish Anonymous

I’m religious and what not.

 

Amish Assholes, always has been.

 

So Wooden tablets then.

 

How do we explain our Tacomas?

 

First, we have to admit we have a problem...

 

Silence noted.

 

mY nAeM es diK an i haF uh Takoms.

 

@scocar Fires any danger to you?

 

Imposter. GTFO.

 

Thanks for giving a shit.
No. Other than smoke inhalation. We are due east of the massive fires stretching from Vacaville to Napa. I spent several hours seeeping and washing everything in half my yard today, because it only got to 98. Ash was piled on my wiper blades like sand.

 

All that ash is pure Nitrogen fertilizer for your lawn. Hope your mower is working well . . . wait one detail - you don't have any water available to water your lawn. Never mind then.

edit: and i sure hope those cedar 'leaves' are from the tree, and not those stupid cedar hedges. Cedar hedges used as privacy fences make excellent flame throwing candles that burn hot enough to melt the vinyl siding, or burn the paint off both houses on either side. Stupidest landscaping to use in semi arid, prone to forest fires, terrain.

 

Have you Californians not been listening to your federal administration, and got your federal lands raked clear of pine needles and stuff, + added irrigation systems from all the rivers you have that needlessly wasting their fresh water on the ocean?

 

Glad you and yours are safe.
Don't get carried away with this "give a shit" shit ... more of a curiosity actually...