Dick's Dank Yank Wank Tank

I hear tasers are big right now.

Short, sharp, shock.

 

Who gives a fuck. Rather have his bank account than mine.

Lost 1.5 billion being who he is now versus a nobody with no business knowledge fleecing the populace they serve that is 50 times wealthier. Just saying. Proof and pudding and all that. All it takes is a bit of research and facts. But hey!!!! Bright side is the public was told the pinto was safe. So they said it was I guess that’s facts.

one day when your cute little neighborhood is over run and graffitied that’s cool. All in the name of progress.......ivnous.

I really look forward to THAT conversation.

 

I thought it was murder hornets, graffiti sounds much nicer. Being the prepper that I am, I will now begin the process gessoing my house so they have a clean canvas.

 

Graffiti is not archivable unless properly prepared.

 

You could set out some bins for the empty spray paint cans, encourage them to recycle.

if given the opportunity, they'll do the right thing

 

On it. I’ve also left a supply of paint, brushes, rollers, and an array of spray paint.

Gloves and respirators are also available.

 

Yeah. Nothing like torching your own town in a phony belief system that thinks your masters actually care about you.

do what your told always worked for me.

 

There is still hope....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK0rpKOEAt0

Sir, I'm sorry, but you're slurring your fingers. I'm going to have to cut you off, Pal.

 

This is Austin, I’ll have to pull a permit. This will include an environmental inspection, all hazardous materials will have to be staged in a designated location and disposed of properly. I’ll probably have to fix my fence also, just because.

 

I guess it'll be a while before I appear to give a shit again.

 

I thought this was Monday, drink water night?

 

Coffee here...heading out the door to work.

 

5 just a couple weeks ago. He's like 44 inches tall, wearing size 6.

"starts" "kindergarten" in a couple weeks. Looks likely I'll be facilitating remote kindergarten. Which is a goddamn joke. And our last remaining sitter gave us notice today. We've attempted to acquire 8 nannies since March. Attempted.

To all of you who didn't wear masks: Eat an infected dick and choke to death on it.

 

Yes, M, Tu, W.

I fucked up the last couple weeks, and the next two don't hold much promise for recovering...

 

You’re not really making sense, a bit delusional. I’m here if you want to talk about these “masters” that seem to haunt you.

 

He was born a poor black boy.