1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

U drink decaff too mang?

 

Right to the kidney

 

just drank my afternoon cup of decaf

 

I'm honestly not sure, they don't even carry them in the stores here yet. He is a rep for Smoker Friendly and got them from a trade show

 

Yeesh one step closer to pissing while sitting, or did i assume a "no" on that one too

Brb gonna drink some non-alcoholic beer

 

Shhhheeeeeeett son! Vape Nation!

Where did you find this video of me? I thought I deleted it

 

The fuck

 

I smoked heavy for 10years and ill be honest, my chest hurts worse from vaping for only 2 months lol

But I'm not doing it forever, only until I break myself of my nicotine chemical dependency

 

My friend... do not knock sitting down to pee until you try it


Pros:
Toilet stays cleaner.
Never have to turn the light on at night.
Can't miss when your junk is already in the bowl.

Cons:
Males that don't do it, make fun of you

 

I rarely do either but I am going to cough up more tar if I bum a vape

 

it's like riding a moped.

 

When my member is trynna bust thru my underwear at night then i see a purpose for it. I see where ur getting at.

 

I had two older brothers that would barge into the bathroom when we were kids and kick out the back of my legs while yelling "no piss break!" So I developed the habit to sit down since I was 8 lol


I only ever stand up to pee when I'm drunk peeing outside

 

I'm just ticking all the boxes today huh?



My pride and glory back in the day, with all my speed mods done to it I could go 57mph on that thing Tomos brand made in Slovenia... I called it my Harley Slovicson

 

I started smoking to quit chewing lol. I was at about a can and a half a day but could make a pack last me 3 days.

But I was a skoal mint kinda guy

 

Only time I sit is when I'm drunk and I don't want to hear my gf bitch. Or I go outside and piss outside my door.

 

Do you clean the bathroom or does she? Cause if she does it regularly, she'll appreciate you WAY more if you switch... no more splash piddles on the outside of the toilet anymore