1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

well, wife and kiddo are gone till Sunday. What am I going to do with myself, I feel equal parts free and sad

 

Yeah, she needs to find him. Doesn't mean I'm gonna quit talking to her though. Just caught me off guard.

 

Hmm I've realized I've never been in a vehicle without tint

Maybe a rental here or there

 

Go getchu some of that herpes

 

I'm one of the few unlucky ones that actually got popped for window tint by the fuzz, and mine was hardly that dark. Was a bike cop just looking for people to give citations out to. I had to prove in traffic court that I got it removed.

 

What is a "strong" penis it's not a muscle does she mean strong in presence?

 

I hate the tint in the 02, can’t see shit in the dark.

 

Your ween game is weak, gotta step it up

 

Lol it's not uncommon for broke mfers or drug runners to spray paint windows black from the Inside here in tx

 

Idk man I'm just gonna go back to toiling in the garage see me there if you need me

 

Now we know why @esxcli spends so much time at the gym

Spoiler: Mild nsfw

 

I haven't been single since 1999. I can't imagine what the scene is like now. Aggressive to say the least. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

 

Did someone say ween?





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Miv8p-4OiLE

 

did someone say ween?

 

speaking of Ween

 

Just signed up. Got hit with a like not even 5 minutes after. Still need to pay to see the "beeline".

 

I look at it like this. I have some pros and cons.

Pros:
Degree in Physics/Math
I'm a Senior Engineer
Own a house in a nice part of town
Two cars
Built like a dinosaur
Don't drink, don't smoke, and I'm not a fatty

Cons:
Have kids with (soon to be) exwife
I can be an asshole
I cuss a lot

6-3=+3... so that should attract a subset of girls who are cool with kids, don't want more, and don't want a fuckin loser.

 

All of this shit would be a lot easier if I was a gay.