Dick's Dank Yank Wank Tank

Now where did leave my nuts? Yes, should pave over all that Burnt ground with fake grass. Doesn't need watering or raking. Problem solved, and jobs created.

 

I just want to take a moment to thank all my subbers for helping me every morning have a successful and satisfying bowel movement.


This morning's was particularity noteworthy. Best I can do to describe it:

 

A reverse caber toss?

 

That’s a big stick to have stuck up your ass.

 

No joke. Saw a guy knock himself out cold doing that. Log came right back at him.

 

I’m here for you homey. Fiber bro, your age....fiber.

 

need a pen that says "You don't know where this pen has been. Put it back."

 

Can’t quite figure out what it’s gonna show when you tilt the pen. Is it the Cunt or the Face? Who knows, maybe you get both before the pen goes Click.

 

I had one of those a few weeks ago, legit thought I was going to pull an Elvis.

 

Did you get the Mr. Hanky dot above the shoreline, and then it tipped over into the pool dead straight, on the center line of the Primary Poop Chute?

 

I had to flush seven times just to break the ship up.

 

Sounds like splash back material.

 

Definatly Scott's... look how he's sitting

 

I keep a hockey stick next to the toilet.

 

Sure you haven't any Canuck in you?

 

That's to break off the frozen pyramid tip in the winter before it tickles your balls, and it better not be my good hockey stick.

Chiseled down old goalie stick are the best for that.