Whatever

Just message her and tell her you need a pic as a reminder.....or make some sweet shit up. I dunno.

 

Depends... did this go down at his place or her place and I bet she has the address memorized!! DO NOT CONTACT! I WARN! DO NOT CONTACT!

 

Come clay bar and wax mine!!

 

@ReefSR54X4

 

Alright, I will give a shot of running it down. So, we have been talking for a bit (do not have that pic). Things were going well, seemed like there was a click or whatever, so we decided to do something. After discussing options, it was pizza and beer at my place (my average night anyway). Well, let's just say that, for one, she was not who she was representing. Same person, just a very, very outdated photo. I thought, fuck it, if she's at least the nice person I was talking to, then we'll roll with it. Well...i was half right. She was still the nice person, but also could sense that there was a little crazy up in there. Kept insisting that she is not a girly girly, which I already knew, but wanted to get very in depth with my life and didn't like that I hadn't prepared at least a few in depth questions. Bear in mind, this is the FIRST time we are hanging out so I'm trying to keep it simple. No bueno. Anyway, few drinks down, getting a little a little later, I said fuck it and badabing, badaboom. 30 seconds later, 45? well it was at least part of an episode of rick and morty, we talked some more and she stayed the night (because she's leaving this morning and it seemed okay at the time). Didn't get any sleep either because she kept wanting to cuddle, which I told her i can't fall asleep with and it was like sleeping next to a furnace. The morning wasn't that bad.

Edit: also she kept wanting to talk politics...like a lot. She was quite opinionated about it too, which is nice, but not when I'm trying to relax in my own home. She also used this as the preliminary "get inside of my head and see what makes me tick". It was all very strange and I need a shower

 

So no pickle or tickle?

 

I think that a big NO!!

 

Oh, we did. Kinda wish I didn't, but we did.

 

Soo....overall okay-ish, but didn't look as good as she portrayed?

 

That, yes, and just different in the ways that my mind was giving me enough red flags on to finish a game of minesweeper

 

Yeah, @CrippledHo is worried he got in to some shit that wont buff out.

 

I see what you did there

 

That’s not nearly as bad as I was expecting.
Chalk it up to a life lesson and be thankful she actually left. I’m assuming she’s local but you mentioned her leaving this morning so maybe from elsewhere?

 

Thats not bad at all.


I was expecting some chick that brought a hair dryer, extra toothbrush all to leave in your bathroom.



Meh.




All the red flags you observed, are definitely red flags.



Head straight to jail, do NOT pass 'GO', do NOT collect $200.00.

 

Yeah I was waiting for a story about you ( @CrippledHo ) slaying an absolute Dragon that turned out to also be a psychopath. That didn't sound to bad as far as misrepresentations go.

 

I didn't say it was awful, just very awkward and cringeworthy (being mainly the birds and the flying insect thing part). I will stay in jail for the remainder of the day, pending drinks and cleaning myself up from the cheap perfume later. Oh, and laundry. She stole everything and basically made herself her own little cocoon for me to just chill on the other side wondering if i'd ever get to sleep.

 

Meh... Not nearly as bad as I thought either. Been in those shoes before but probably way more awkward for a female.

 

That was for HER. Red flags, she gotsta go, bro!


If you wouldnt invite her to peruse your TW, dont date it.