Dick's Dank Yank Wank Tank

Pure genius man.

 

Culture? Is that what we are calling it? Oh wait, yes, forgot where I am there for a moment. Correct in this thread that would be considered culture. Let me get my tuxedo on.

 

Don't forget the clown shoes, only thing fitting for this thread.

 

I have small feet. That might make it look like I'm compensating. I should probably get me a 1 ton diesel pickup, raised 8" rolling on 22" rims with 50 series mud tires to go with the clown shoes.

 

Dont forget the double stack exhaust coming up out of the bed and a tuner so you can roll coal. :thumbs:

 

I was thinking more along the rockers so I can smoke out the convertibles in either lane beside me.

 

Even Dickier, thread approved.

 

Is that a Swatch?

 

Thought it was a Fitbit at first. Then I thought, Why?

 

911, what's your emergency?

 

democracy

 

What kind of 'unfuck it' crew do you need? Shall I call in professionals or will an armchair warrior suffice?

 

So a demolition crew, then. Sent ya a plague, appears you just need a bit more patience for the effects to take hold.

 

Or napalm. Coordinates inbound.

 

Ah yes, the "disinfectant" method.