1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

That makes sense since I used to have a Maryland phone number it sucks a little bit cause I had that number since I was 15 lol

 

I wish I had more parking spaces for $500 shitboxes lol

 

do you have a front yard?

 

Not big enough, but there is a church around the corner with a parking lot they haven't used since March

 

Around here people still go... Let's see how that works, mostly older folks too.

 

Uuummmmmmm....


Have you been stalking me?


Just so you know it's not actually a church, it's a teacher's union meeting hall. so the parking lot only gets used like twice a year

 

It's not big enough and it's a house that got converted to 4 different apartments, with one of them occupied by the landlord so that's a no go

 

300K 4Runner makes over 300hp with twin turbos and no tuning, he does have a massive FMU though... and he works at a notorious tuning and fab company so I'm sure he knows what's up

https://youtu.be/sAkeWyjf_as?t=262

 

For some reason our area of town has small churches on every other street corner, each one a different kind of religion or different sect of a religion. It's kind of weird. But, they've all been pretty empty with no one around since March which is good (smarter than I would've given them credit for).

surely Jesus will protect them

 

So long as it has current tabs I could get away with it lol, that's what I did years ago on the opposite side of town. Back when they only charged you taxes based of what the bill of sale said.. nothing quite like going to the DOL to transfer a title and buy registration for a vehicle that doesn't run... or is missing an engine lol. I got ALOT of funny looks from those workers

 

Does a shitbox parked on church property become a Holy Shitbox

 

No but I think it's non taxable and exempt from registration

 

Nice to always walk out of a hospital with a prescription for muscle relaxers and not pay a single dime.

Now to find me some lunch.

 

Watch the muscle relaxers, good way to poop yourself trying to make it to the restroom in time

 

@BartMaster1234

 

Those saved me from many sleepless nights when I hurt my back, though I don't think I had a pinched nerve...was more of a severe muscle pull/spasm

 

My toilet seat isn't comfortable enough to sleep on

 

If you drink enough it can be.

 

What did the experts say was wrong with you?