1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

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Oh regarding the recent pain? Sciatica.

 

So old age! at least they gave you candy for it.

 

I'll get you one of these

 

Because one project wasn’t enough for me.



They say money can’t buy happiness, but I’d rather have those tears run down onto the Alcantara of my Lamborghini.

 

in black leather

 

I know everybody says
Money can't buy happiness
But it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it

 

so you can get stuck to the toilet seat and your toilet swing

 

Also available on Tinder.

 

Was called by UPS when I was in class. Called the number back and I can't do anything but get tracking information with the number. I have like 5 packages on the way right now so I guess when one doesn't show up I'll know what the call was about

 

UPS has been fishy as hell lately where we live, we've had a few things since the pandemic happened either get "lost" in transit with UPS or jacked. One time we watched the UPS guy drive past our house and got a notice a couple minutes later that our item was delivered. Never arrived. Luckily the company shipped out another

 

I wonder how many drivers are just delivering stuff to their homies and letting the company front the bill.

 

That's what I figured had happened, it's a cynical thought but I'm a cynical person lol. All the more reason to make sure you buy stuff with a credit card nowadays so you can dispute it if some fuckery goes on with the supplier or the delivery.

 

Or bank with a reputable credit union. I've never had an issue disputing charges with BECU

 

It says meth... stay away!!

 

https://youtu.be/-LhgCkXUyzc

 

Pro tip -
The 'do not mix with alcohol' warning is more of a recommendation imo

 

I had higher hopes for this