1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Quitter talk. You just need more practice

 

Pretty sus that you know who that is

 

Alright I can submit. I hope my supplied funds went to these seats.


That kind of combined abomination is RIGHT up my MacGyver alley

 

Can't be that drunk. Still coherent

 

I spent 4 years of my life searching for big booties.. you eventually learn to recognize the face

 

I had to pay my debt to the mafia

 

Do you just drinking on the lawn before sleeping under the truck or what?

 

Only 4? Is that how may years it's been since you hit puberty?

 

You underestimate how much I rely on autocorrect slash how much I reread before hitting submit to make sure I'm still legible

 

So long as yakuza doesn't steal any of those working fingers we're gucci

 

It's ok, he can still fist you even if the fingers are gone

 

No, the trucks only a bedroom, I still drink in the house with the SO.... i save lawn drinking for the weekend

 

Solid. What are y'all drinking

 

Aww yes the days of voice cracking and hair starting to grow in awkward places... it was you that shared the meme that stated I only seem so old and mature due to the trauma I've lived through.. i only just graduated high skool last year ​

 

I bought touch up leather paint for the Caddy seats and the closest match was Louis Vuitton tan haha

 

They don't sell brown sharpies anymore?

 

If I was real hack I would’ve built my own base with 2x4’s and fix the rips with duck tape.

 

We had grocery shopping to do and we both hate being responsible lol so we started at the bar across from Safeway. She had a twofer double crown and sprite and I'm a twofer double gin and lonic kinda guy... thats enough lime juice that's it can't be considered only tonic water.

Then we buy a 12 pack of her hard seltzer and a 12 pack of my NW lager and drink 3 while we're shopping. Then come home and take shots while groceries are put away and dinner is being cooked



It's hazy after that... but beer is dru k through
Din er