GraveYard Shift BS

We got ours yesterday now it’s cool front for like a week. This is the weather I’ve been waiting for

 

Ooh, rain sounds nice.
We haven't had that since we got snow a couple weeks ago lol.
We've been slowly getting into fall weather since then.

 

Snow is rain just a bit colder. If you’re already getting snow I’d say fall has passed

 

Usually don't get snow in early September lol.
It'll cool down to fall temps end of October probably. Who knows anymore.

 

At least you won’t have to cut grass for a while. I like to be bright side

 

I live in an apartment, I never have to cut grass

 

Dick

 

One of these days I'll have a nice lawn.

 

The trees practically changed overnight, leaves falling like crazy.

 

Have kids first. Gotta have someone to maintain it.

 

Kids? I can't afford that lol

 

I never could either now I have 4 from 22 years old to less than a year. Best investment you’ll ever make in your life.

 

When my wife was pregnant with my second boy I told my buddy that couldn’t afford more kids. He straight told me that you would never afford them but you’ll make it work

 

Looks like I'm never havin kids then.

 

Sounds good. Some folks just shouldn’t reproduce

 

Don't want to contribute to all the other dumbass people wasting oxygen.

 

I know that jokes don’t translate well through text but I was kidding

 

I gathered that lol.
Enough shit talking thrown around in here I wouldn't take any of you guys seriously if you hit me in the face lol

 

Now I want to hit you in the face