New England B.S. Thread

smart man.

 

Relatable. Mine has been home for 2 weeks (Neck/shoulder strain of some kind) and she's driving me apeshit crazy especially when I'm trying to work.

A buddy of mine is 47 and I don't think he knows how to either..bellend

I got the wife's Rav4 door dented on Tuesday, somehow it's my fault though I wasn't even in it. Yippee..

Walking out of the store I see the door on the Cadillac on the right of the car open..saw and heard it hit mine, then the driver says "Oops!" and pulls the door. Pulled my phone out and got a pic of the plate, then walked across to the car and said "excuse me" but he didn't reply. So he starts backing out and I said "EXCUSE ME!" Rolls his window down "what's your problem?"
Me "sir you just hit my car"
Him "I don't think so buddy"
Me "I was 8 feet behind you, heard and saw the door hit mine, and heard you say 'Oops' "
Him "Oh..(shrugs) well what do you want me to do about it?"

GRRRRRRR So I locked myself in the car and call the cops. Fortunately for him Covid is a thing I am more than careful about or he might have really regretted it. 20 something little smartass was driving his mommy's car.

Can't even get a good pic of it but it has a crease about 5 inches vertical. People suck out loud

Just keep it in your pocket until you want to bust balls back about something..giggle

 

That sucks, the wife got rear ended yesterday in the 4Runner. Thankfully she was stopped and the other person was stopped then took her foot off the gas and rolled into the runner. Minor damage on the runner, but the lift made it so the other car went under and fucked up the front end and hood of the car.

 

Sounds like its time for a steel bumper!

 

I stopped asking my wife for measurements, I make her put the tape against what I need measured and text me a photo. It’s been much better for our marriage.

 

GGGRRRR People can just go get fucked

Excellent answer..though being able to blame the wife isn't always a bad thing

 

Well... you can be right or you can be happy. Even if I am right, it’s just not worth it.

 

Well... you can be right or you can be happy. Even if I am right, it’s just not worth it.

 

If it was the truck I’d be all over it, but not on the runner for now

 

This is true. Plus I believe sometimes the best poker chips are the ones you don't cash in..

 

Good morning people!

 

It's tea. I hate coffee!

 

Hate is a strong word and probably shouldn't be used in this day and age.

so

I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY dislike coffee!

 

I wish I could do coffee / tea. I can't do hot liquids which stinks when I need a caffiene boost, so soda it is. The hilarity is the lectures I get from friends about drinking soda...you'd think it was meth. I'm like guys, you are borderline alcoholics and you're lecturing me about this?

 

I can and do drink tea but only when I have time to make it but I'm like you, I drink soda. I've cut it back a lot but soda (Coke) is my drink of choice throughout the day.
I always have Milk with dinner whenever I'm at home though.

 

I disagree with not using hate. I hate coffee, won’t drink it. I dislike warm or hot liquids, and will drink once in a while.

 

It's gross bitter bean water. I never understood the appeal. I actually like the smell but the taste is revolting.

 

I drink a lot of iced tea, which probably isn't much better though I usually water it down. I enjoy the occasional root beer or Moxie, but try not to drink too much soda otherwise.