Words Women Use

Very true. It's the psychotic streak. We all have it to varying degrees.

 

/loud sigh

 

Great post!

 

(10) Not now dear, I have a headache. This really means that she's still mad at you about "nothing". Refer to item #3

 

Also if you ask them a question and they reply "I don't care." this means they actually care alot and you must guees the correct ansewer!!!! -good luck!!!

 

See now I always thought that meant "you're an idiot and you're going to make the wrong choice anyways and all it matters to me is how much longer the choice you made will take me to fix"

 

Lol..... i think it means both just depending on their mood !!!!! haha !!

 

Excuse ma am. Do you have any sisters you could hook me up with. I would love a woman who would hit me with a brick to indicate that she wants some loving. I'm so turned on my motorcycle started automatically .

 

LOL! What kind of bike? I've got a GZ250 right now, but I would love an M50 someday. I also have a sister in Florida, but I don't know how old you are--she's 23 or 24 (yeah, I know I should know that, but its a long story). Last time I heard she was single. After the last guy, she'd be happy for someone who doesn't play games, I'm thinking. ​

 

Yamaha R1. You have a GZ250 . Isn't that a scooter old people use to race to the bingo hall? I thought you had a Kawasaki. Are you pulling my leg about you having a 23 year old sister in fl? I though every body there was over 70. Now, I hope missileman dont read this post. I dont want to p*ss off nobody. My only goal is to be mans/womans best friend right after the dog.

 

The other choice is don't try to figure them out, do what webster says and if they don't understand webster then ya move to the next one...simple. It may take awhile or never but you don't have to be miserable.

What other choice were you talking about???

 

It's not that bad and it is not a scooter! LOL! So it doesn't go over 55 (a few optimistic souls say 70, but I'm not that optimistic); I don't need to go over 55. The point of a good ride is to have fun, not get it over with as fast as possible. Besides, its just the right size for me. And it looks good too. Check out the pics in my gallery.

No, I'm not pulling your leg (why would I do that?). She's my half-sister. I have a brother, a father, and a grandmother (she is over 70) down there too. Apparently, not everyone down there is retired--there are a few young 'uns. LOL!

 

Yeah you'd think after 34 years of "serious" dating I'd have stopped trying to figure women out. I sorta have, I'll do a two-or-three-attempt thought sequence on something that confuses me, if nothing comes of it I shrug my shoulders, say "oh well", and forget about it.

The other choice I was talking about was trying to understand men instead of women. Not an option. For me anyways.

 

what a bit*h. (not you, the chick man)

 

You're telling me. She wanted the whole 9 yards and my ruler has only inches. Sucks to be me man. Actually, its a bitch to be me.