Dog Pissed on Cell Phone, CoD, and Wallet

I couldn't make this shit up if I had to, and I'm sure it will be funny someday.

After work last night, I raced to Best Buy to get the new Call of Duty game and a Rockstar drink. When I was walking to the truck, I opened the rockstar. I got into my 5 week old Tacoma, and spilled the shit everywhere. PISSED. So I went into Starbucks nearby to get some napkins to clean up the mess. Mostly all of it landed on the middle consol, which I thought at the time. I put the game on the passenger side seat. When I got home I put my wallet and blackberry in the plastic bag with the COD game. I then got out of the truck and felt the bag. F-ing sticky shit all over the damn bag, so I knew that shit was on the passenger side seat. So I angerly tossed the bag of goodies in the front yard. At this time the dog was going nuts, so I let her out and went for the cleaning supplies for my truck.

Finally got done cleaning the truck, and went for the plastic bag of game, blackberry, and wallet. All of it was swimming in PISS. DAMN DOG!!! Blackberry LCD looked like a rainbow.

Good ahead, laugh. I'm sure that I will someday.

 

Sorry, but.....

 

wow...

Trip to Best Buy FAIL

 

Hey someone had to!!!! lol

 

dude...THATS CLASSIC!

 

haha! dude that sucks but it's also funny as hell! sounds like something right out of a ben stiller movie

 

Just before my ex and I split up before the divorce, I bought a Haynes manual for the Taco. She gave me a load of static because I "spent money on something I didn't need AGAIN".

When we split, we split the cats between us. She had one that was around 16 years old, but she gave it to me because she (the ex) thought the cat had kidney problems and she didn't want to pay vet bills.

So I put the Haynes in the "reading room" (the room with the porcelain steering wheel) since that's where I do my best reading.

Sure enough, HER ex cat peed on it. How the ex managed to tell the cat to do that I'll never know.

 

Yeah that has Ben Stiller all over it, well actually dog pee & Rockstar juice

Maybe you return the game & do a claim on the BB? Imagine the salespeople faces.....

 

It's starting to be funny. But looking back and thinking, the real reason that I'm still pissed is the fact that I spilled that sticky Rockstar shit in my truck. It's a company phone, so I'll get a new BB Storm when it comes out.

 

HAHA, great story. That's one of the main reasons I started drinking Diet Soda

 

yeah, that is typical......NOOOOT!!!!!!. LOL. how is the game though?

 

The game still had the impenetrable shrink wrap on it, right?! As for your wallet & crackberry. He/she marked his territory; You are his bitch!

 

Yeah but because I was pissed that the Rockstar marked it's territory on the interior of my truck, I threw the game on the concrete and damaged the shrink wrap and case. Wallet, crackberry, and case are in the trash. Game CD works though. I finally took COD4 out of my xbox, so probably won't need it till another comes out.

...and he's a she, so she must have really been pissed.