The human centipede giveaway

Hey @ISU800m, @USMC - Retired has a pretty high standard. He rents beverly hills type hookers not the west virgina kinds.

 

oh sweet, I get to set the bar lower.

 

Just everyone is aware of the rules. Got some noobs joining this round.


@USMC - Retired
@LivinOnEdge
@Sicario
@Cipher94
@slowlane
@Beerpayzdabillz
@Rock Lobster
@Kheiron
@McRib
@Linewalker
@Gregw138
@ISU800m

4. The person listed as participant number 1 will make a bag of goodies to send to participant number 2. Number 2 will send to number 3 and so on. The last person on the list will send to number 1.
5. The sender and receiver are in charge of exchanging personal information for shipping.
6. The person sending the package will be in charge of paying for the entire cost of shipping. Shipping. Box. Materials. Nothing will be sold, only given away if you participate.
7. What you send is up to you. Taco related or not taco related. The value of said items has to at least equal $20 bucks. Nothing less than a $20 value. There is no cap on value. Totally up to you. DO NOT RIP ANYONE OFF!!! DO NOT SEND JUNK!! Let's make this fun and fair. Let's send cool stuff.
8. If you want to "interview" the sender to know they wont get offended by sending them a glass didlo, totally up to you. I perosnally would leave it up to fate and let the sender send me some cool shit and be totally surprised.
9. Once you receive your bag of goods, you must post pics.
10. Last rule, make this fun. Lets make some friends and have a good time with it.

If you guys have questions let me know or just ask in here. One of these yahoo's will answer your question semi seriously.

 

So do I have to wait for a box to arrive to me, before I can ship the one I'm giving away? It's starting to stink up the garage, and Mrs. Beancooker would rather it ships sooner than later. She's having trouble doing laundry our there because of the smell.

 

Ship when ready

 

Nah. Ship it whenever. Get with the dude below to get address info.

 

Its like opening the doors at Walmart on black Friday. All out fuckin mayhem.

 

I sent @Cipher94 a PM. Waiting for his reply.

 

I gotta get this 3/4 used bottle of lube, 1/2 eaten bag of beef jerky, and tie-died crocs covered in man-drippings out my house before the Feds confiscate it as evidence! Next rung down better get me that address soon! PM'd!

 

This guys catching on

 

Worried or excited if this guy shows up at your house with this?

 

Who is “this guy” cause I got all this stuff from Aaron!

 

Edited for crossing the line. My apologies.

 

@Kheiron for our safety I took the extra step of sterilizing your package. As soon as I'm confident that the mutations have stabilized I'll put it in the mail.

BTW, I would definitely not use a knife when opening. That'll just piss it off.

 

@LivinOnEdge Wasn’t intended that way. My apologies for crossing the line. The way we flip shit to each other the line gets pretty blurry. Again, I apologize. I wasn’t intending to be disrespectful.

 

@Cipher94 The box ships today. Because they have to drive it in an OshKosh all the way to the dog sled dropoff, then make the rest of the journey via dogs and snow shoes, it won't deliver until the 28th. UPS is pretty fast, but Wisconsin is so far out in the deep snow, they even have their limits.

 

@Linewalker check your PMs!

 

I use my tongue to lick open all packages anyway.

 

Took Mrs Gunn's to the beach for a long birthday weekend. Did a little surf fishing this morning and had a nice sized shark on for almost two minutes before he broke the line. It's too bad, I woulda had a live shark to send to @LivinOnEdge to go with the fermented shark... Here's a view of the ocean from our porch for you landlocked suckers...