Things that should never have been invented

For a while now I've been compiling a list of things that I personally believe should never have been invented. These are just my opinions, but feel free to shoot me down if you disagree. I'll back up anything I have on my list. I do not mean to offend anyone.

Umbrellas
Band aids
Safety scissors
Inflatable mattresses
Heated blankets
'Snuggies'
Heated seats
Manicures/pedicures
Skinny jeans
Chapstick
Smart cars
Hand lotion
High chairs
'Sippy cups'
Car seats
Velcro/light-up shoes
Vitamins
Electric toothbrushes
Uggs/style boots
Hair conditioner
Crocs (the 'shoes')
Wide-ruled paper
One inch vehicle hitches (or vehicle hitches less than 2")
Tasers
Electric razers
Caller ID


Thoughts?

 

amen to the hitches

 

those stupid shape up shoes!!!

 

Spacer lifts
Body lifts
Mini vans
Texting - I HATE texting
Plastic car parts
Cheap ass factory car jacks
Bumper jacks - yes i've used one
Politically correct bullcrap - not an invention but still

Im sure theres more.

 

I don't have a problem with the reebok easytones, but the sketchers need to die.

 

Agreed. Especially on 'Political Correctness'

 

how about ADD

 

Why don't you like band aids?

 

I disagree with the caller ID. It limits the number of solicitors that trick me into
picking up the phone.

I think those bluetooth earpieces that people wear around town are in dire need of extinction. I hate it when I am forced to listen to their call while standing in the grocery store , etc.

EDIT: shake weight...

 

this fixes ADD

 

exactly. so the idea that not disciplining kids is okay needs to go extinct.

 

Sounds like u just hate little children lol

 

I second that motion..

 

that little lesbian kid JUSTIN BIEBER

 

Duct tape and super glue work way better than band aids - for a fraction of the price. And I can forget about it. With band aids, all I think about is my 'cut', and it makes me feel as though I'm hurt worse than I am.

Shake weight for sure.

The caller ID is just a personal thing... We have it, and when someone calls from an 'Unknown Number', we don't always answer it, even though I want to. It could be important, or it could not be. But you never know, and I'd much rather answer it than not. If it is nothing important, I can always hang up.

 

Welfare.

 

4000 posts

 

Haha well I don't approve of how they're treated now...kids need to understand that they are not always in control and that they can't always get their way. They need to stop being treated like royalty.

 

nice, I hit 5k today and missed it

 

I disagree with chapstick, car seats, safety scissors, and tasers. I never used to use chapstick but you look retarded when your lips bleed. The kids are safer with car seats and safety scissors blah blah. And tasers are in need for people on drugs or drunk.