1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

once I was about 12 or so and hanging out at my buddy's house on halloween. they didn't live in the nicest neighborhood. He has chores to do so I help so we can chill sooner. they had two big labs at the time. We cleaned up all the dog shit from the backyard and double bagged it in grocery bags. The house cans were in the garage so we ran in the house and dropped the bags on the porch as we went in the house. Come back 30 seconds later after opening the garage and someone has taken both off the porch assumedly because they were stealing the halloween candy. We were laughing too hard to be able to explain it to his parents for several minutes

 

Fuckin PRICELESS

 

@Sperrunner

 

best holloween story ever lmao

 

I get this, I’m procrastinating so hard I’m actually messaging tinder matches

 

Gross, although I do have three just sitting there. I really have to have the motivation for that tho

 

So the Hillbilly JT persona is really taking off for you?

 

The way I see it

tinder matches > statics

 

No it's the picture of him on Sean's truck

 

I haven’t got a match since I put that picture up.
It’s either that or what I put In my bio

 

Wait, static load physics or statistics?

 

A girl I used to work with only put 'I like pizza' on her tinder profile and matched with a guy that also just said 'I like pizza' in his, they've been together going on 4 years now
Keep it simple

 

static loads, its not that hard, just don't wanna get the papers out and write on them

 

He pretty much quits caring after any statement he makes

 

I legitimately all this time thought he was just misspelling statistics

 

Jaxon's profile = Don't be a wallaby

 

I second this thought

 

I did catch and release (relocate) on 23 of the little bastards this summer. They were eating everything in my garden.