Colorado B.S. Thread

makes me look more bad ass. you should see the other tree.

 

I was worried about pain, but after 5 cold beers and 4 lukewarm shots, it feels fine. It literally has no pain or sensitivity at all, even before the shots. Those were more for my emotional anguish.
Hoping my dentist can see me tomorrow and unfuck it.

 

I'd just throw that junk tooth away and get a gold one

 

I could be a rap star now.

 

Hey you guys, just a dumb southerner passing through. Need some local input. I’m coming to visit CO and surrounding states in December, only hiccup in my plan is CO’s magazine capacity law. I have an AL ccw and I want to bring my AR pistol with 15+ round magazines. How strict is LEO about this? I have magazines that I’ve owned prior to 2013 that I would use (how would they even know?? Idk)

 

I came here looking for this exact post.
Although, I was hoping for video and maybe some carnage. Oh well. Thanks for trying!

 

scroll up a few...

 

Disturbing amount of nose hair.

$14 Panasonic Men’s Ear and Nose Hair Trimmer, Wet Dry Hypoallergenic Dual Edge Blade - ER-GN30-H

Here

 

Tooth was related? Ok, getting somewhere. Now where's the video?

 

If they're date stamped prior to the unconstitutional law being put in place you're ok, from my understanding. I didn't think mags were date stamped but I may or may not have purchased some in New Mexico only to find out that they do in fact date stamp them now.

 

I'll chip in $10 towards a gold tooth with a diamond Toyota logo. CZ perfectly acceptable.

 

I pluck that shit by hand daily. that my friend is my magnificent mustache.

 

I have one gold tooth.

Except it's a crown.
and it's on a rear-most molar.

My rapper name is Funky J Fresh G-Brother Love T Money Man Jireh Feely good guy.

 

Unfortunately, the mags I have with date stamps are worn off bc of all the tactical reloads I do. I also read where the majority of sheriffs say they won’t enforce it, so maybe I’ll just try to stick to those counties? I’m avoiding Denver like the plague on this trip

 

Unless you plan on walking around waving your AR in the air I wouldn’t worry about it

 

I'l have to check out your album.

My crowns are of the finest porcelain quality, better than a porcelain throne.
That particular tooth was chipped 15 years ago, and the crown that was applied was too big from day one. Notice the large gap compared to the surrounding teeth. It never felt right and I think my teeth beside it said fuck you, you gotta go. cause it chipped off rather clean and neat at the base.

 

I only have the one crown but I went through three porcelain crowns and cracked all of them before the dentist said "screw it, you're getting a gold one"

 

I'm not sure I can pull off a gold crown in the front...

 

You could always put a chiclet in there

 

I fully expect somebody to photo shop this in.