Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

 

no. fucking. way.

 

OMFG

 

omfg. i wonder what was going through the TSA agents mind when he was holding a gay mans load in his hand HAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHA

 

hahahaha

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

 

Funny, but its a bit dumb that he's arrested without bail.

I mean cum on, I heard these pat downs can get mistaken for heavy petting haha. And he was an old pole smoking san franciscan interior designer.....what would you expect?

 

Haha. Reminds me of my name is earl and he gets arrested with his pants down and stubs his pecker.

 

Guess what i hear??? LAWSUIT

 

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obviously fake but funny.

 

Yea, and a big one.

He's gonna stiff em real good....

 

This can't be real. Still funny though. Especially that it says he was charged with sexual assault haha.

 

Whether its real or not I dunno but...what if this had happened to a woman who was a sex addict or lesbo whose peirced vag was being groped by a female inspector...would she have been arrested with out bail?

 

The normal pat downs don't actually use the palm or fingers on any genitalia. If this a true story- The piercings obviously drew further scrutiny and required a non standard practice.

Breasts are "outlined" for lack of a better word with the back of a flat hand.
The palm of the hand is flat against the inner thigh so the penis/balls will at worst be on the back of the agents hand. Having done a few (20-30) pat downs for work- I think there was only one dude who's junk hung low enuf to impede a proper search without something being done to move his package.

 

I have to find the clip from Conan last week where a (fake) tsa agent shows the crowd how pat.downs are conducted....pretty funny.

 

This guy deserves a reward, not jail!

 

wowwwww hahahaha what a story for the tsa agent to tell his wife/gf hahahahaha

 

wanna smell my hand?


haha okok I know they wear gloves.